My Snow(wo)man

Caught in the fabric of bending time

 

Today is the day,

to make a snowwoman

I’m just not into those

ancient old snowmen

It won’t be easy

but it sure will be fun

rolling that snowball

against the sun

 

I want to go

to the dance tonight

with my new found friend,

my frosty sight.

Some dimension

must change

and carving too

so she can wear

some open toe shoes

 

Some half moons added

to her derriere

sanding and shaping

so she’s perfect there.

Got to give her

what she deserves

you know,

those perfect curves.

 

Now to decide

on her frontal lobes

round and shapely

like snow globes.

Add the nose and mouth

ears and hair

arms and fingers

proportionally fair.

 

I think my neighbors

are starting to stare

just leave me alone

that’s really not fair.

Off in the distance

I hear the police

these people have gone

and called the heat

 

I got to work fast

I know I can

Just got to believe

In this woman.

Her icy skin

it feels so cold

like the arctic wind

at the north pole.

 

Many have said

I have fingers of magic

so I rubbed and rubbed

until her cold vanished

She has come to life

I knew I was dreaming

but what a site

my smile was beaming.

 

I dressed her well

as the people came

to see this wonder

out of frozen rain.

 

Me in my tux

and her in a dress

the moonlit sky

we danced our best

the trees began to sing

and the breeze whispered softly

this frozen fling

with Ms frosty

 

Dancing along

the milky ground

our thoughts to ourselves

imagining bells.

The moment to kiss

the urge was felt

we met at the lips

and I began to melt

the last thing I remember

was her sweet, sweet smile

as I laid there

in that cold, snowy pile.

with a frozen glare

covering my face...

happy as can be

with this thundering escape.

 

 

Reviews

[closed account]

lmao!! another cute Ty,, this poem reminds me of that 80's movie Manaquin!! so cute..
too bad she melted!!

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

I am curious what happens in the heat of passion... and what bout freezer burn on you ....?

Still quite a humorous write. Very catchy and witty.

[Jessica Fox]

Nice poem, now because I wouldn't be me without some smart a*s remark, did they call the cops because you were having a heart attack? Then when the 5-0 got there they had to resuscitate you? LOL there we go!

[Wildfleour]

I hope you didn't build this near a heater! :)