Oh, my head

Meant to be humorous. If you have no sense of humor, or like Hannah Montana, please, do not read.

I hate that Montana chick.

Her voice is like claws.

Not talented, even a bit.

 

The song lyrics-hardly original

But it matches her make-up'd face;

All fake, dressed up like a doll.

 

The CD shrieks, makes my ears bleed

Until I want to swallow a pint of mead.

But the tune is there, it is her seed.

 

Growing and growing, like a weed

And my sister will plead, "I need, I NEED!"

'Till the sweat on my temple will bead.

 

And I'll scream, "No more!

I don't want to listen to that dirty w***e!"

And all the people in Wal-Mart will stop and stare

 

And the Hanna look alikes will glare.

Then the biggest and fattest Hannah rises up

And drags me screaming back to her stinking lair.

 

That will be the last you see of my flesh

Because the fattest Hannah (aka, Bess)

Lugged me back to her nest

 

Where she feasted upon my core

And ate the rest of the gore

But, lastly, off my head she tore

And upon a pole it was bore

Author's Note

Alternate title; "Herp Derp."
(Also, did anyone notice she either has the same smile in every picture or makes the kissy-lips face?)

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[Adora.xo]

Lmao I love you danith!