WritersCafe Players

dedicated to urgh......ugh.......u will see LOL :P

Only review works from cuties
in hopes in seeing their booty
at home they are lonely
and attempt to write poetry
WritersCafe is their e-harmony
So they go online
And try to cheat on their wives
Hitting on every girl
Commenting on every pic
Which is very pathetic
But little do these pervs know
Most of the girls have lives
Besides being online
They have boyfriends their age
They wont go for a old man anyway
Those WritersCafe players try their best
To get some play
And they won't rest
Until they get to see some breast
They are persistent
So sad that their life has come to this
They spend too much time on the internet
And are getting desperate
They couldn't find fulfillment
So their lives are filled with emptiness
They are left with bitterness
None of the girls are really impressed
They just leave vague compliments
And thats it
So sorry old guy
better luck next time
Might as well hit on girls
on CougarLife

Reviews

[Karen666]

hahhahaahhaa omg. this is totally fucken awesome. I get hits on by old guys constantly on this site LOL. just because I write erotica poems doesn't mean that I'll sleep with everyone LOL. my cheeks are filled with tears from laughter

[Relic]

Your picture is another reason guys hit on you. Men are visual creatures and there's the anonymity factor as well. For the record I don't hit on girls here as far as I know. haha Been here about 4 years too. Though I will say attractive girls tend to grab guys attention. It self-control that keeps them in check. That is, if they have any, which this poem shows many do not.

Now if we could only know their names? Hm

[Karen666]

then i can't help that :P

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

Wow, I really like this since I totally agree with you it's NOT a dating website. There are a lot of older men trying their hardest to flirt with younger girls, like my age. It's really sad and desperate,because they have wives and children. It makes the situation actually a lot worse. How come there can't be a freaking website without any flirting going on? This is a writing website, that's what it should stay as too! It can't be enjoyed when old people tries to ruin the parade by freaking everyone out. Great job, indeed my dear friend! :D

Ashley Rivers--Dream BIG and you'll win BIG:)

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks for your review. ur points are very true. its hard for me to feel sad for these old dudes. perhaps cuz i Live in NY :) so im always busy meeting new people all the time. If I lived in the middle of nowhere perhaps Ill spend all of my time online :P

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

You're very welcome! Thank you, I like to make a point ;) And yeah it's hard for me to feel bad for them too. I mean don't they have a job? Kids? A wife? Why should they be flirting? Hmmm, I always wonder. O.o But anyway, that's true too! I have school and I like guys from there, I'm definitely not into older guys like that. The only reason I get on here is to freaking write!!!!:D

[Crazy Cat Man]

exactly. my observation is that a lot of the writers on this site are teen girls lol they have their own lives......and the other half is old dudes....who have no life lol....they are bored.... and write half a*s poetry. I dont care if they get pissed off at me.

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

Yeah you know what you're talking about xD Because that's absolutely true!

[emmajoy]

Interesting and very true - but what about the women who put themselves out there with seductive photos and more than graphic writing? And yes, this place is becoming more of a dating site.

[Crazy Cat Man]

lol then those women want attention but I dont think they take those men serious :P wow seems like my poem is getting a lot of attention :P

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Now that I have watched your youtube vid... I get it even more. Heard. Sad. True. Heard. Thanks!

[Crazy Cat Man]

did u like my youtube video? did u laugh? LOL its ok if u didnt lol..its not for everyone....at least the majority of people that night laughed :D

[Wolf]

Great work, my friend!
This should be advertised by the site hahahahah!

[Beck Louise]

*loud applause* This is so amazing. I had a guy like that on this. Just not cool haha. Nice work :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

:D i might make some people on this site to hate me lol :P

[Michael Thrower]

Lmao this is GREAT. Perfect reflection on what's been getting pretty popular on here. Yes, a lot of people seem to think this is a dating site. Nope. It's about time someone said something outside of a status update lol, and you made and excellent poem about it. Hahaha, genius!

I'm favoriting this.

[Crazy Cat Man]

ur the 2nd guy to like this poem hahahhah yup. its an observation. i see a new old dude hitting on every girl on here LOL its hilarious.

[Michael Thrower]

That's disgusting.

[Crazy Cat Man]

i wonder will they read this poem? i hope they do

[Michael Thrower]

Do you know who the guy is? I'm sure he's on someone's friends list, and if they do a read request on this poem to him... Hahaha

[Michael Thrower]

And nice page, I love Dimmu.

[Crazy Cat Man]

young kids are really loving Dimmu :P i got into them when I was 17

[Michael Thrower]

Yeah same. Well, I knew of them then. I'm almost 19 now and I've just started liking them this year. I used to think they were too black for me. Until I watched Serpentine Offering all the way through. I'm not too huge on black metal though, but I also really like Immortal.

[Crazy Cat Man]

they are not really a black metal band..they were at first...now its more symphonic metal and thats hard to do cuz theres lots of symphonic bands that are not goo. "Enthroned Darkness Triumphant" is the first album i heard then my fave :D

[Hidden Happiness]

haha lol...good job ...love the rhythm:-):-D.!:-).

[L0v3craft]

lmfao, true story xD

[Crazy Cat Man]

LOL amazing, it's not only here, it's everywhere though, Loved the strong points! made me so laugh tonight.

[Crazy Cat Man]

im glad u laughed :P seems like a lot of women are liking this poem....not a lot of the mens lol

Haha, yes... well, that's logical lol :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

those types of dudes come and go LOL...they are hilarious. my lady friends tell me all LOL i could name them but the poem is brutal enough :P

No names needed, becides, I laugh my a*s already off :) ha