WritersCafe Players

WritersCafe Players

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man
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dedicated to urgh......ugh.......u will see LOL :P

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Only review works from cuties
in hopes in seeing their booty
at home they are lonely
and attempt to write poetry
WritersCafe is their e-harmony
So they go online
And try to cheat on their wives
Hitting on every girl
Commenting on every pic
Which is very pathetic
But little do these pervs know
Most of the girls have lives
Besides being online
They have boyfriends their age
They wont go for a old man anyway
Those WritersCafe players try their best
To get some play
And they won't rest
Until they get to see some breast
They are persistent
So sad that their life has come to this
They spend too much time on the internet
And are getting desperate
They couldn't find fulfillment
So their lives are filled with emptiness
They are left with bitterness
None of the girls are really impressed
They just leave vague compliments
And thats it
So sorry old guy
better luck next time
Might as well hit on girls
on CougarLife

© 2012 Crazy Cat Man


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Haha players seems to be a common theme lately. Very nice write! I've sure as hell met some of those on here :P

Posted 11 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

11 Years Ago

players and broken relationships have been my theme lately :( hopefully that will change......:P jus.. read more
Destinyxi

11 Years Ago

loool good one
hahaha my favorite of yours so far

Posted 11 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

11 Years Ago

really? thanks LOL i just had to write this.....from observing. have these old dudes have been hitti.. read more
eglantine

11 Years Ago

yes really and, not terribally so, but there have been a few lol
HA! Loved it!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Vague compliments... EXACTLY. That is exactly what we do lmao. Nice! And they know who they are. :p Love it!

Posted 11 Years Ago


That_Girl

11 Years Ago

lol this wasn't geared towards you hun... there are a few select guys we were talking about the othe.. read more
Keith

11 Years Ago

Thanks, good to know.
I know all about the vague bit. I have done that myself in occasion. (No.. read more
That_Girl

11 Years Ago

Haha nice save. :p

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Added on August 17, 2012
Last Updated on August 17, 2012
Tags: dating, lust, girls, bad poems, sad, players

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Crazy Cat Man
Crazy Cat Man

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