A Poem by Crazy Cat Man

A Senryu on the Twilight books. :) I hope no one thinks I'm making fun of the series. I love it. It's a great story.

It's Edward Cullen
A Mysterious Vampire
Why underage girls?

Isabella Swan
You made life hard for yourself
Date humans instead


Oh Edward Cullen
The Ultimate C**k-Blocker
Bella is your squeeze

Edward and Bella
A human and a vampire
How do they make love???

© 2009 Crazy Cat Man

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Lmfao. Naice. Though many teenage girlies may have alot of problems with that lols. Made me chortle, very good.


Posted 9 Years Ago


Posted 10 Years Ago

Senryu's focus on humanity or human nature. Senryu's consist of 1 stanzas 5-7-5.

Posted 10 Years Ago

Lol, every girl wishes she had her own Edward.............(sigh)

Posted 11 Years Ago

Well, overall, that is pretty funny. The main stanza that got me was the first one, where you spoke of Edward's age as well as the age of his fans: usually underage girls. I have the longest opinion about that detail that I won't even go into; just know that it provides false hope for little girls. ;) Yeah, like guys at the age of seventeen--or rather no older than 40--will really be gentlemen-perfect.

Ironically Yours, Blade and Blood

Posted 11 Years Ago

Hah i feel ya dawggg.
speaking of dogs, JACOB BLACK
Bella should go with him, someone who you dont have to sacrifice your life, family, and future for.
BUT then again... shes horrible addicted and rehab aint gonna fix that. SOOOOO shes basically screwed. But its okay cuz shes got sparkly man to gaze at lol

Posted 11 Years Ago

Nooooooo! Edward is not a pedophile. He is just 17 years old forever :P

Posted 11 Years Ago

I am a fan of the concept of Twilight, but personally feel that the story isn't written very well.
However, this poem is quite funny. Twilight...can you say peadophile?
Although, I must admit that I do find the idea of Edward Cullen quite seductive...
I enjoyed this...amusing! =D

Posted 11 Years Ago

I LOVE Twilight! The books overpower the movie so much. This poem made me laugh but yes, the thought of an immortal 107 year old vampire going after a 17 year old girl is quite eerie. However, I think Edward Cullen is to die for. Call me a fangirl. :D xxx

Such great questions and their answered in all the books, even the question of them making love.
Intereting read.
Sianna xx

Posted 11 Years Ago

1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

I hate twilight with a burning passion, so I very much enjoyed this piece.
Good job!

Posted 11 Years Ago

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Crazy Cat Man

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