F**K!

That's write. My name is Faith Utah Caitlyn Kame. For those of you who
are a little slow, and haven't figured out why I don't like my name,
look at my initials. Some of you may laugh, go ahead. Faith Utah Caitlyn
Kame... What the heck was wrong with my mother? In case you still
haven't figured it out, F.U.C.K. That's my initials. F**k. That sucks,
doesn't it? Do you know what's even funnier? My mother's name. Sarah
Ursla Cristen Kame-Seiger. Yes, her initials are S.U.C.K.S. My brother's
name is Franklin Rain Ian Cale Kame. Yes, his initials are F.R.I.C.K.
It's almost like she was saying those words when we were born. I hope my
sister isn't named something like ours. It will then become the family
motto: Name your kids after a swear word. Wouldn't that be funny? Just
grand, you're laughing now, aren't you. I don't blame you. I would be
laughing if I wasn't the subject here. Then I would be a bit happier.
What is wrong with my mother?

Author's Note

Ah... Fun... Pure, Evil, FUN!