Facts about Mimi.

Facts about Mimi.

A Story by Mimi

Some random s**t about me...


01. I like when I wake up and its dark.


02. I hate when I wake up and it isn't.


03. I eat Macaroni & Cheese and rarely anything else.


04. I get stoked on stupid things.


05. I never truly finish anything I start.


06. I never live up to how sweet people think I am.


07. I used to talk to a stuffed penguin named Steve.


08. My hair is only decent for 10 minutes after I leave my house.


09. I have social anxiety disorder, so much so that I never go out.


10. I get bored easily.


11. I am a very, very picky eater.


12. I have three cats and I hate two of them to death, (Midnight and Sasha.) But I love my kitten Synister.


13. I fall asleep only on my right side.


14. I buy Cd's even though I don't listen to them, they are for display purposes only, and no one even looks at them.


15. I am a boring girl, who looks exciting, but knows she isn't.


16. I smell like my ex all the time.


17. I say "God bless you" when people sneeze.


18. I mumble 90% of the time that I talk when I'm shy.


19. I make up percentages that aren't real all the time to look like I know what I'm saying.


20. I only want to do things right after I wake up and get bummed when there is nothing to do.


21. I had a turtle named Ray after the Lemonheads song 'it's a shame about Ray'.


22. I had 2 hamsters, Iggy and Lemmy at the age of 10, I don't like hamsters.


23. People think I’m funny when I don’t.


24. I’m always stressed.


25. I hate Eminem. (Personal reasons)


26. I am good at saving money, until I spend the first dollar.


27. Lots of people stare at me.


28. I meet new people, and then they never hang out with me again.


29. I hate my sister.


30. I love 1 person. [[who is none of your business]]


31. I probably hate you.


32. My days are longer than 24 hours.


33. I have a cell phone but rarely answer it because phones scare me.


34. My phone's answering machine used to say, "F**k you!! *BEEP*" everyone thought it's about them.


35. I’m not nice.


36. I think it’s funny when people cry except the people I love.


37. I hate how girls who sleep around are known as s***s and guys are legends, where’s the equality?


38. When I like a song, I have to learn it or it bugs me.


39. I say “suck my dick” a lot.


40. I love writing.


41. I hate typing.


42. I’m a smart a*s when I'm joking around.


43. I say f**k a lot when I'm frustrated.


44. I get along better with guys than girls. (Personal reasons)


45. I had a sword that I slept with, in arms length every night til it fell.


46. I am a good cook, to me, I have no idea what others think.


47. Everyone that I know, thinks I never care about anything.


48. I do care about things, but I am good at acting like I don't.


49. I hide all my emotions except when I’m depressed.


50. I like lists.


51. I hate Paris Hilton because she is an average girl with money, hence the fame. 


52. I looked into buying a real penguin once.


53. I like making everything rhyme.


54. I am too skinny and tall to even wear girls’ pants.


55. I’m really quiet.


56. I like making signs for stuff like free hugs.


57. I put smiley faces when I’m really bored.


58. I get annoyed at everything when I feel ugly.


59. I deleted my first Myspace because I had 30,000 or so friends, and hated it.


60. I think that Myspace "Stars" are stupid. Most do nothing.


61. I hate when people mess with me.


62. I say I don’t have a favorite movie.


63. My actual favorite movie is anything childish: Elmo, etc.


64. I don't care about politics at all.


65. I never got into sports except football.


66. I like to make jokes about people to their face.


67. I've never had soda.


68. I am afraid of airplanes, badly.


69. I’ve never had my first kiss.


70. I've never had candy, sweets, chocolate etc.


71. I only really eat a decent meal once every few months.


72. I hate rap music.


73. I always think last year was better every year.


74. I love fire. [[Yes I’m a pyromaniac]]


75. I hate being touched at all unless by a boyfriend. (Which I've never had)


76. I love to learn useless things & facts.


77. When something goes wrong everyone looks to me to fix it.


78. I hate people that stare at me.


80. I am an amazing skateboarder, but I quit because it became "too cool".


81. I try things even though I know I suck at them.


82. I am horrible at just about everything that takes patience and precision, but don't care.


83. I have never "slept around" I have only had relationships.


84. I once wore rubber gloves everyday for a few months.


85. I hate the number 79 hence the fact that there is no 79 on this list.


86. People think I’m gay.


87. I have never worn make-up, because I feel like I look funny with it.


88. I play video games when I am depressed.


89. My favorite number is 42.


There’s no 90 go back to 5…

© 2010 Mimi

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actully really funny to read xD
think i'll maybe make one myself :)

Posted 12 Years Ago

it's a little bit scary how much a lot of these numers apply to my own personality as well. except i hate odd numbers, especially 27.

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Posted 12 Years Ago

well i did go back to 5 .. very clever.
This is truly unique as you seem to be .. i like it , Ramens too!


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Posted 13 Years Ago

A very open piece, I see. It may raise some eyebrows and shock some spirits. Most will look at is dark. Aside from every "cherry picker" term that any closeminded critic can throw around like Glen Beck, the one thing people of that nature will overlook is the sincere and meaningful nature of the piece. Darkness and extreme natured things scare most and some look at it because theres swearing and theres constant use of the word "hate". As much as we're taught not to use the word "hate" people undermine that "hate" is a real thing it exists, whether it be the "hate" racists and facists spread abroad or whether its the hate that engulfs you because of a frustrating pain is haunting you and it wont let you be. This is one aspect of purpose (or at least mine in general) that I take from this piece. This is an excellent write and very much (in my book) a nice taste of an avant-garde natured/structured piece.

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Posted 13 Years Ago

You are Ok with me. I have a collection of music and I believe I play two Cd on rare occasion. I like quiet. When you get old like me. I'm set in my ways. Hard to make a old dog do new tricks. A interesting and smart young lady you are. thank you.

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Posted 13 Years Ago

This was very good, I like the style of it and how you made a list of facts about yourself. Its intresting to read facts about others and compare them to your habits or how you act yourself. I enjoyed reading this!

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Posted 13 Years Ago

Dear Mimi,

"I never truly finish anything I start."

"I never live up to how cool people think I am."

"I am a boring girl, who looks exciting, but knows she isn't."

These are the revealing lines for me. The others are informative and tell me a lot about you, but the lines above tell me what think about yourself, and that is the most important thing of all.

No, you are not boring. Perhaps you are a challenge, but you're not boring.

Yes, you are worthy (cool). Don't worry about that.

So you don't finish things and this sort of disappoints you. Well it is disappointing, but I see the root. You feel that maybe it doesn't matter because you're boring or perhaps because you're not cool (worthy). Don't worry, my girl. You are worthwhile and you do matter. And start finishing those things. You can do it and people will start to notice that you can do stuff (you already subconsciously know this because in 77 you recognize that people look to you to fix things. So you can accomplish things and other people think so too.

A very nice write, Mimi. Very open and revealing. And this is an unusual piece. Very brave. It is rare that someone, let alone someone of your age, would write such a revealing piece.


Best regards,


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Posted 13 Years Ago

Good Job:)

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Posted 13 Years Ago

I like all of those random quirks about you Bug...they make you uniquely you, and that's why Ryan and I love you.
Ryan says hi and not to worry

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Posted 13 Years Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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