Dear Diary, January 30, 2012.

Dear Diary,

There is some f*****g up to be done.

It started with the a*****e Ethan, who tried to knock me up and roofie me.

Then it went to my boyfriend who I dumped a while back, Charles, who came back to me and then tried to have sex with me.

So here's the plan, diary.

To f**k up Ethan, I'm going to report him to the police with fake accusations. Why not?

Then, to screw with Charles, I'm going to tease him like I want him. Then, I'll force him out.