The Purple Smurf

it doesnt really make sense cuz there are a LOT of inside jokes

There once was a purple smurf.

Who very much liked to surf.

His name was Johnny.

He liked to party.

While surfing one day,

Johnny saw a shark-ay,

Chasing a fish-ay.

The shark ate it. ;_;

So Johnny swam up to a whale and said…

“SERIOUSLY!?!? 100 NOODLES?!?!”

But all the whale could say was, “Bawk?”

But then a flamingo flew out of nowhere and yelled, “HANNAH!”

And the disappeared.

But then a guy named Josh said, “It’s for the Vampire Haters.”

And then Maddie and Cleo started climbing trees.

And then a cupcake came to life and Cleo hugged him and said, “I <3 you Mr. Cupcake!”

And then Jana asked Mrs. Mascio,” Do we have to wear a Star Blazer?”

Oh, wait, I’m getting off the subject…

This is supposed to be about a purple smurf.

Well, anyway, the purple smurf married a green chicken.

Her name was Bobellina.

But while camping one day, Bobellina asked her husband,” Do I have chapped chin?”

To which he replied, “I don’t want a grape.”

But then they saw an object zoom by.

It was PROBLEM GIRL!!

And her side-kick THE WHALE!!

“But whales don’t fly…” stated Johnny.

So the whale stared at him while she plummeted to the Earth and died. O_________O

“Dude, what’s your freaking problem, you DUMBASS?!? The Whale only flies when she believes and you made her not believe!”

And then Problem Girl changed into Alina Doobs and pulled a raw fish out of her pocket And yelled, “FISH PUMP!!”

After that little phrase, she threw the fish at Jana, with that, Jana ate it.

Then, Alina pulled a HUGE GRAPE out of her hair and started singing, “I like BIG grapes and I cannot lie!”

Then she ate it.

Then she pulled James out of thin air and grabbed a kiwi out of his mouth and they both started singing,” Everybody was kung-fu-slicing!”

Then a goose flew and landed on James’ shoulder, flew off, then started Do-Si-Do-ing a tree.

When Jana put on the so called ‘Star Blazer’, Mrs. Mascio saw and said, “LOOK AT YOOU!”

So, anyway, Johnny cheated on Bobellina with a brown paper bag that he drew a face on. Johnny drew on the bag and it came to life!

It was so magical…J

The bag’s name was Bill.

Yes, Johnny the purple smurf was gay.

But that’s ok because Bobellina is lezbo. :3

You don’t even want to know who she cheated on Johnny with.

So they got a divorce and went their ways.

Bobellina got eaten by a whale.

Johnny died of a heart attack from eating too many fries.

And Bill got killed by a Bonkey.

And Alina sat on a swing in Sly Park with an orange monkey and they started SiNgInG.

So me, Hannah, and James drove to Disneyland, but Cleo was too tall for the ride.

And then HONOLULU!!

Then we went to Six Flags which was right by out school and Cleo was all, “I can relate.”

And then my computer had a virus and we couldn’t find the textbox then we realized Jana ate it.

So we set fire to the rain.

Good times.

Author's Note

it doesnt really make sense cuz there is a LOT of inside jokes...anyway, tell me what you think

Reviews

[I LUV 1DIRECTION]

omg love it did you add more since i read it at school? i loled when alina- u forgot taking farts sorry i just thought of that well anyway i loled when alina grabbed a kiwi out of james mouth!!!:) soooo funny
im not milana haha sooo funny
ps whats a bonkey lawl

[Alex]

This was random and funny XD
“I like BIG grapes and I cannot lie!” I know where you got that from, LOL

[jennifer little]

very long poem but cool i liked it good job keep up the good work