Mermaids

Mermaids

A Poem by The Iron Horseman
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A nursery rhyme definitely NOT for children!

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One, Two, Three, Four, Five,

Once a fish caught me alive.

Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten,

It didn't throw me back again.


It took me down to the bottom of the sea,

And had its wicked way with me.


Pretty soon that fish did spawn,

And my beautiful mermaid daughters were born.


Those girls very quickly grew quite large,

And enticed the crew from a passing barge.


They took them down to the bottom of the sea,

And each had their way with a man or three.


It was not too long before there were many fish.

With mammalian parts that were nice to squish.


And there were many men with smiling faces,

Sat beside the tidal races,

Hoping to be taken again to the ocean floor,

By a nice piece of tail wanting more, more, more.



© 2017 The Iron Horseman


© 2019 The Iron Horseman


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OH MY STARS I LOVE IT!!!! This is fantastic! I actually threw back my head for a hearty laugh. This is so much fun! I can hear children skipping down cobbled streets sing-songing their "Mermaid" song. I can also see the older boys waiting over-long beside the water!

This was so much fun. Of course, given my flair for erotica - my favorite like is the last - by far and a way! You, my friend, have added a smile to my face and sunshine to my gaze. Thank you!

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

The Iron Horseman

7 Years Ago

Thank you, PL. I am glad you liked it and that it made you smile. I like to be frivolous now and aga.. read more



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Excellent piece of fun poetry that had me smiling. Well written, flowing and full of mischief!

Posted 7 Years Ago


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The Iron Horseman

7 Years Ago

Thank you, John.
Rather like an adult version of a nursery rhyme. Fun!

Posted 7 Years Ago


The Iron Horseman

7 Years Ago

Yes, that is exactly what it was meant to be. Thank you.

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Added on April 14, 2017
Last Updated on October 3, 2019
Tags: mermaids, fish, sex, miscegenation, humour, whimsical, fun, humor, poems, poetry

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The Iron Horseman
The Iron Horseman

Canada



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Aspiring new writer. I enjoy writing stories, poems and song lyrics. In fact most of my poems are song lyrics! All constructive input is welcome. If you think something sucks, tell me so. I won't be o.. more..

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