Character special #2!

It's always a special occasion when a new character is introduced ^_^

       Character Special: Duo!
      
      
      Heather: Attention please. I would like to introduce the newest member of our crew:              Gella!!!!!!!!!! *claps excitedly*
      
      Gella: Hi everybody! I don’t know how your story survived without me!!!!
      
      Hope: *whispers to Amber* Oh boy, look what we have: Dumb and Dumber
      
      Amber: *snickers*
      
      Gella: Haha, very funny! I know what you’re thinking, stupid!!!!!!
      
      Hope: Oh ya, well how about this!!!!  (Note from me: You seriously don’t want to know how disgusting this is…)
      
      Gella: Girl -_- You did not just think that….
      
      Heather: *Holds back Gella* Ladies please…let’s be nice here. We’re all grown up people…
      
      Hope: Well, tell that to Miss Bipolar!
      
      Amber: I have to agree with Hope for once. Gella is a psycho %*&^$
      
      Heather: O_o
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         AMBER!!!!
      
      Amber: What?!
      
      Hope: Ya, Heather. Amber is totally right. What would we gain by having Gella with us?  Oh lets see: Pornographic magazine… Gella belongs there, not in romantic teen fiction! Especially, if I’m going to be planting my lips on her brother! (Sorry that was a spoiler alert)
      
      Gella: I swear I’m going to—
      
      Heather: Hope!!!! Thanks. Now our readers know what’s going to happen next…
      
      Amber: You took my line!!!! *points to Hope*
      
      Hope: *points to Amber* you cursed my brother’s porno magazines!
      
      
      Amber: He’s frackin’ 10!!!!!
      
      Gella: I find it quite funny how humans are totally moronic…
      
      Heather: *while trying to break up the cat fight between Hope and Amber* Gella, that’s not nice!
      
      Gella: I can’t help how I act; you made me, Miss Author! -_-
      
                              *Angelo walks in, yet again with a tray of cookies* -_-
      
      Gella: ANNNGGGGGGIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
      
      Hope: *done fighting* I swear she’s totally bipolar
      
      Amber: yep -_-
      
      Gella:  *hugs Angelo deathly tight* BROTHER, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WOULD LEAVE ME!!! YOU ARE SUCH A MEANY HEAD!!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WOULD HANG WITH HER, TOO! SHE’S HUMAN!!! T_T
      
      Angelo: *very confused* Uhhh, Hi sister…
      
      Gella: *totally freaking out* HI SISTER!!?!!!! THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SAY TO ME?! AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED????!!!!
      
      Angelo: *still confused T_T poor Angelo* what exactly has happened?
      
              
       *As you all know, Angelo is not with us at the present scene. I’d like to tell you he’s sunning in up in the Bahamas, but that’s sadly not the case…*
      
      Heather: *cries silently as the rest of the stupid cast bickers in the background*
      What has my story come to?!
      And I worked so hard…
      Why can’t everybody get along? T_T
      I need a therapist…
      Maybe I’ll just create one….
      
      
      Hope: *whispers to everyone* Heather is losing it.
      
      Everyone else: *nods in agreement*
      
      
      This has been another Character Special:
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Author's Note

Please pardon me for the crude humor. It just seemed to fit