b***s or legs?

just wondering?

"B***s or legs"

A question put to males

what would you pick, if going in the sales 

shapely legs, or b***s large and bouncy

do you like athletic, or curvy and quite flouncy

Do you pick a partner, going on these things?

Do you check before, you buy them diamond rings?

I'm only asking, cos I think it strange

I've never met a man, I'd like to rearrange

Big b***s, wee b***s, shapely legs or not

It doesn't make the woman, all that she's got

So that question, b***s or leg man

is quite shallow, not a fan

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Author's Note

just for fun, but also a fascinating subject

Reviews

[keith]

b***s or legs? a question not fair
why not ask 'do you like me hair?'
may as well ask 'like me for my mind?'
'or perhaps for me luscious behind?'
question my motives tug on my ear
by the way, would you like a beer?
' i need to know just what you see
as i walk thru the door ...
do i peek your true interest?
or am i just another w***e?'
oh dear lady you need not worry for some of us men ...
we appreciate a genuine smile and intelligent conversation
now and then

[KT-B]

haha love your take on this - excellent - thank you for reading and reviewing - good stuff :)

[Mehameha]

What the senses attract. Scientists call it hormonal. The stunning think themselves ugly. The homely think they're hot. And when we all get old, we're happy with what we got.
Great little piece here.

[KT-B]

haha your review made me laugh...so very true and thank you :)

[andrew mitchell]

In all fairness one does have a preference, be it tall or short, blonde or brunette, someone similar in height, and or same colour hair and having same goals, thats an attraction thing which can work in mysterious ways but women are prone to cosmetic surgery to enhance their bodies and self esteem, men just go for the ride so to speak, happy wife happy life. Great poem as for me I'm a leg/bum man lol. I wasn't breast fed maybe hence the lack of attachment:)

[KT-B]

haha I like your honesty, people come in all shapes and sizes and the mind, attitude, charm etc shape a person more than their physical attributes, I think - thank you for your thoughts, much appreciated :)

[andrew mitchell]

you are welcome

[Tim]

The face and the voice have always been the first thing I see. A woman's body changes over time. A long hug is heavenly.

[KT-B]

aw that's a lovely sentiment - thank you for your comments :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

You make a point in this rather teasing, mocking piece me thinks. But not all men are so shallow and many women also choose men for either physical attributes (height being one!), or for their image/achievements ignoring others. So a score draw me thinks?

[KT-B]

good point, fair play to you - I agree some women are worse, and I think we've all agreed it's more about the heart and soul of someone - thanks for that different point of view :)

[William Liston]

Though this is only meant for fun, it's quite profound. It's almost like something Billy Collins would write: a lighthearted piece with a nice message. I had a laugh reading this.

- William Liston

[KT-B]

thanks very much that is a lovely compliment, I looked up Billy Collins, loved his work, thanks for that - glad u enjoyed :)

[wordman]

it all comes from the heart,the soul is the real you
but b***s and lags are nice

[KT-B]

haha I admire your honesty :) thank you.

[wordman]

my pleasure,i see i misspelled legs ,lol

[Anne McDonald]

it is indeed a novel idea and hard to think what the equivilent would be, chest or arse maybe? bald or not? moustache or bare faced? :) :) I love poems like this that make you stop and think about things differently :) :)

[KT-B]

hahaha just a random piece, nonsense really - definitely bare faced, no facial hair, too itchy lol :)

[Gee]

Oooooh, a peachy arse......shallow, me, never !!

[Shy Joe]

Body parts are like going to the auto parts store. Upgrade here, down size there, tune that. But the eyes and smile...the confidence...Those are not interchangeable. You can have the best screw driver in the world, but if you hurl it at me like a hammer, that's just disgusting. It really is all about that swag.

[KT-B]

absolutely, you've got it summed up beautifully - great answer :)