Zombie Facts

Hi welcome to Zombie 101! Where all your Zombie facts are found. Enjoy!

 

#1 Zombies are stupid...like "walking into a brick wall" stupid.

 

#2 They will try to eat anything! Just ask my fucked up car!

 

#3 They can smell better then a damn bloodhound! No more fried chicken -_-

 

#4 Do NOT go into dark rooms! Because the zombie will be like, ''Peek-a-boo I eat you''!

 

#5 Shoot them in the head!! And try not to miss. The last thing you need is a pissed off zombie.

 

#6 Always have an escape plane! ( example coming soon)

 

#7 Do you like weapons? I like weapons. ALWAYS have a weapon!!

 

#8 Unless you want a giant ball of fire runing after you, don't try to catch a zombie on fire!

#9 There is no cure....So don't waist your time:/

 

#10 DO NOT PLAY WITH THE ZOMBIE! IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THAT THEN YOU SHOULD BE ONE!

 

 

Author's Note

going to add more...ran out of time

Reviews

[AWickedMoon]

Bwahahaha ''Peek-a-boo I eat you''!, omg that was the greatest thing i've ever heard!!!

[Ella]

Zombies have no way of communication though they are able to communicate where food is.
Zombies do not need to breath, so you are not safe in a boat. If you are in a boat, watch your ancor.
Zombies can't swim.
Zombies cannot digest, so after they eat too much, they may explode.
Zombies do not feel pain.
Zombies are techincally immortal, they cannot 100% die until their body decays and there is nothing left there to function. Therefore zombies will live longer in cold places then warm places.

I have more xD
Anyways this is good, excited to read it :D

[The Nude Writer]

Haha..really smart and funny :) and it is all true. Especially the zombie fireball.

[eatmills]

lofl. Huge Zombie fan myself. Can't wait for the update.

[beautiful dreamer]

lol awesome

[Secret Lullaby]

thanks

[Christopher Booyakasha]

Lol that was really awesome. nice ;-)

[AlwaysCasey]

haha "Peek-a-boo I eat you" That's great

[Secret Lullaby]

thanks(:

[Dominic]

I love this! They're funny and educational at the same time. Oh, and by the way, I too enjoy weapons.

[Secret Lullaby]

Thanks you so much(:

[Dominic]

My pleasure :)

[Secret Lullaby]

:D

[Dominic]

:)

[C.C. Marx]

Well I definitely know who to go o for advice if theres ever a zombie apocalypse!!!

[Secret Lullaby]

haha thanks for the review(:

[C.C. Marx]

My pleasure :)