Little accident

This did not actually happen!

I'm normally one for being straight and true

But today at work I got pee on my shoe!

All was well 'til my mid flow fright

I leaked some out to my foot on the right

I should have finished before addressing the mess

'Cause in trying to adjust I got some on my left!

But my attitude always being that of can do

Still in the act I reached for tissue

I became a sight you'll be glad you've not seen

When in losing all focus I soaked my new jeans!

But mission complete with the rest in the pan

I was a rather wet man in need of a plan

My shoes wouldn't prove too much of a test

But sorting my jeans was anyone's guess!

I hung them up and let an hour go by

Patience paying off when I found them bone dry

It was an awful long time to have been away

So back to my desk I sped right away!

Returning to see my boss clearly pained

I thought that this one I could never explain

I began in the hope that a story would grow

But oddly he seemed to already know!

It all became clear when he started to yell

"Get yourself home Mark I can't stand the smell"

Reviews

[RaspberryBullets]

Hahah that's gold!

[Bewitching Sensations]

brilliant :)

[Apatheia]

That's great. :D It was super funny and easy to read. Great job.

[That_Girl]

This is incredibly clever and witty! Not so sure I believe the description though. :p Joking. Great piece!

[Wendy Seames Garner]

What an amusing little story, Mark! I almost wonder if it was planned to get a day off from work.

[Cathy Wattam]

'Urine' a very funny mood here!!! I really like this Mark. It's quite hard to do funny stuff but this is good. So nice to read upbeat, light-hearted poems for a change. Thanks.

[SAGE]

This was great! The flow was easy. Which is good for me, being an armature. I laughed out loud. :-D

[sri]

Ingenious! Love it :)