Forward

read this first

In this book you will find many diffrent kinds of storys wich is why it was hard for me to choose a particular genra for this book however most storys are silly so i finally decided the genra best suited was nonsense however all storys are understandable. Each chapter contains one story about a particular object. i asked people to send me objects to write about and got an amazing response thank you to them even if some objects will not make it to this book. i also extend the same invitation to you if you want to see what i can come up with if I write about some very obscure object tell me what it is (but preferably not in a reveiw). the cotents "chapter" will give you a list of the objects and which chapter has the story about them so you can pick one that sounds like the most fun to read. So enjoy.

Matthew W