NeverNeverNancy's The 'F.F.P.'

NeverNeverNancy’s Academy of unfair FIGHTING !

The F.F.P. stands for "Fair-Fighting Pretenders"

 NeverNeverNancy's Academy can teach you all you need to know to become  

The Contender!

and recognized as a true …. Fair -fighting pretender !

Learn to engage in boxing without using your fists. Using a combination of mind games, intimidation and strategy.

Straight rights:  Change the rules by moving the goal posts.

 
Left hooks:  Know your false promises will produce rivers of tears.

Upper cuts:   Disguise your hidden agenda’s and cover your ulterior motives. 

                    
Combinations:  Be a role model in two-timing and double-dealing. Slight of hand is how you’ll deal your cards crooked.

The Jab:  Specialize at intentionally distorting the meanings and deliver the 2 sided-compliments in an over-bearing pompous manner.

Sparring:  Block, defend and redirect incoming punches, while being egotistical, callous, stingy and mean.

Forget shaking hands and to hell with the bell !

You need to believe that mandatory low blows are a payback in kind.

Become the phantom fighter YOU want to be with Saturday, Sunday and Holiday punches. And upon graduation …

”Let the Games begin”