The Pilot

The Pilot. First Episode.

                                                                                 EPISODE 1

 

Ricardo was the only idiot running in the hallway of Camvard. One of the most famous college in the big apple. Ricardo rushes in Principal's office, gave his interview, got admission too. But, no place to live as he was a month late.

Ric: Not a single place?

Prin: sorry my boy, you're late, stay at a relative's place.

Ricardo: Hello?? I come from Memphis, Tennesi. I don't know nobody in this city, except for Justin Timberlake.

Prin: He doesn't live here I guess, take it or leave it, freshman.

Ric: I'm so taking it.

Prin: Oh and, you're not alone 'Dormless'

 

Ricardo gets out, disappointed like a cat fooled by kids. He saw this girl crying hard. No one else was caring about her, many were playing LightSaber on iPhone or Doing make up, but no look at this poor girl. She looked great, so Ricardo went to him and asked her why was she crying.

 

Ricardo: Hey, what's up, good looking?? Wat's your name?

Rain forest: That's Cerina Khan.. Uauauaua..

Ricardo: My name is khan and I'm not a terrorist, hehehehehahaha

Cerina: ofcourse, I'm not, Jarhead. I'm poor girl who'll now have to be wife of a stranger and mom of kids that'll annoy the hell outta me. And and those stupid relatves and aunts and damn.. I'm screwed.. Uauauaua

Ricardo- What? They're trading you with trolls so that they can increase their popullation and dominate humans..??? WTF... Humanity is at a Jeopardy.

Cerina- *Stops crying* You're pure american right??

Ricardo- that's so stereotypism of you..

Cerina-What else do I say then?? Uauaua

Ricardo- okay tell me the whole thing..

Cerina- Okay, I'm from India and a Muslim, I'm not even supposed to be here. My parents wants me to get married, But, I wanna study and become a scientist. I managed to get a $500, come to NYC and here I am, no rooms left, I get the admission, but no room.

Ricardo- Wat about the trolls then?

Cerina- Trolls are the strangers my parents want me to marry to.

Ricardo- how inhuman. Your parents sucks.

Cerina- just bugg off.

Ricardo- okay, listen, I've same problem. We can figure somethung out.

Cerina- like what? It's big apple.

Ricardo- dunno, give me some space, i'll cry with you.

Cerina- what's your name, dude!?

Ricardo- Ricardo!

Cerina- Kaka??

Ricardo- yeah Kaka.

Cerina- yeah and I'm Williams, Serina Williams.

Ricardo- no, my ancestors were Brazilians.

Cerina- that's coool.

Ricardo- I've an Idea..

Cerina- What?

Ricardo- we can move in together.

Cerina- You're disgusting.

Ricardo- no no! I mean we can rent an apartment. You have 500 bucks, I have 1000, we can rent an appartment easily.

Cerina- Living with a man? My parents might kill me.

Ricardo- I believe in trolls, wherelse will you be more safer?

Cerina- but.. Umm.. But.. Oh yeh.. No.. But... Argh, fine you win. But seperate rooms and don't you hit on me or i'll break you.

Ricardo- Police will arrest you, immigrant.

Cerina- I'm a Camvard student, I've have visa.

Ricardo- you win.

 

They both went to eat something.

 

Cerina- where you from?

Ricardo- Memphis.

Cerina- You know Justin Timberlake??

Ricardo- shut up, cuz I know Miley Cyrus too.

Cerina- Sorry. Your parents must have faith in you.

Ricardo- dad wanted me to plough his farms, and mom.. She thinks it'll be great If I be stripper at her frnxxx bar. Bar for 40+ women. So that she can get free booze

Cerina- Gross, then wat about the money?

Ricardo- I stole 'em.

Cerina- Hello, American Gangster, I'm the Indian Mugger.

Ricardo- Oh you'll make me sandwiches right?

Cerina- get a girlfriend looser.

Reviews

[misha]

good for a first draft =)