I Don't Surf Dude

crazy little poemish thing

Damn dude , I don't surf
No surf , no turf
Man , I don't even have a buck
and damn Dude , I don't surf
On the ocean's waves balancing on that funky board
Duuuuuuude , I don't surf
When they say , ' Hang Ten'
I wanna find a noose and hang ten
cause I don't surf

Kawabunbga dude
Surf's up Dude
Surfin' Safari
Surfin' Cow


For me , surf's over
Cause see,
Damn dude , I don't surf

I'm on my way to that great surfin' safari
in the sky
Dude , hang ten
Gasp , Choke
Damn dude , the rope broke

Reviews

[roarke]

Surfers are a whole different species. dudette.
crazy poemish thing? yep, it is.
maybe this dry-land individual should take up surfing and then he wouldn't need the rope?

fun stuff, ride that curl.

[Robin]

that was cool ~

[Jessie Sianodel]

Wow the surfing dude really wants you to go out and surf huh? Iol I don't surf, it looks really hard! Plus I'm in Connecticut so we don't really get to surf up here. Very funny poem!

[JENY]

Kawabunbga…….
Lol….what is this?
I haven’t heard this word before…..

[M Garcia]

Neat little poem. It makes me interested in reading the rest of your work.

[Iota]

I hear sufin is really hard and yes I don't do it either, this one was funny it was like you could not relate to that dude on any level. Love the little funny lines you put into this one. Nice job!

[Jason Ellis]

pahahahaha.
xD

That was hilarious.
I haven't smiled too much lately, but I couldn't resist after reading this.
Thanks for brightening up my day. :)

[alesuriko]

Man I'm still laughing at the ending. "Damn dude , the rope broke" so nonchalant! The tone and the flow is hilarious, I really enjoyed reading this.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

When they say , ' Hang Ten'
I wanna find a noose and hang ten
cause I don't surf

Oh that was too damn funny... I don't know what else to say, I'm to busy laughing.