Dear Mummy

For my so... ever so... beloved... true... Mummy!

Dear Mummy...

Sweet... ever so Dear... My Honey.

Please... tell me, tell me, tell me...

What can I be...

When I grow up?

Oh yes... do... sell me!

Dear Mummy...

Can I be a Doctor...?

Afraid that's not much, in order,

Can I be... an artist?

Sure... like your daddy...

"Son"... don't be... pessimist...

You are... so special,

Look... at that... facial.

Can I... be a priest?

No boy! Too much, at risk...

But... don't worry...

You'll do... a lot of abstinence...

You... need to repent... ever, since...

Or a lot... of masturbation...

Ah... Dear Mummy...

Such high, regards... true, consideration!

Dear Mummy...

I want you... to go to "Heaven"...

I have a whole lot of "LOVE" for you...

You know... these things... to be, so... "True",

Hope... my "Son", you do... find, "Haven",

Dear Mummy...

I do... "LOVE YOU"!

Dear Mummy...

You are the... "BEST",

Better than all the rest...

You love... "Women"...

You hate... "Hitler"...

You love... MAN...

"Son"... Don't get... sicker,

Dear Mummy...

You are no Zombie!

So, kind, gentle, loving, nature...

I could never... "Hate Her",

Dear... Mummy...

Talk, talk... do talk...

Dear... doggy... bark, bark, bark!

Dear Mummy...

So very "special" you are...

You never S... or even, fart...

You never smell...

You shall never, ever...

Burn in Hell...

I... "LOVE YOU",

I "really do"!

Dear Mummy...

From your beloved... "Son"

Don't look out, for your... fanny,

You are real... "Honey",

You shall never, ever... burn in the Sun...

Look, at you... Look at me...

What have we...

Become?

Dear Mummy...

You could never, ever "Come"...

You are true... "purity",

Never, ever, obscenity, and Profanity!!!

Dear... Mummy...

PS: Any... bad, nasty, foul "words" here?

Nah... never bad language...

Maybe a little S... over there...

Please... it's just, such a small... letter.

Dear Mummy...

You are doing so "Great"...

You could never, ever do any better!

"I Love you"!

Signed... PD!