Typical Shallow Girly Love Poem

Typical Shallow Girly Love Poem

A Poem by Tomislav Petricevic
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This is what shallow girls like to write.

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I'm in love with you boy,

Even though we've been together for one day,

I can see that you are special,

And that's why I've given my virginity to you.

My feeling are so strong,

I need to express them through structureless poetry.

I bend the laws of grammar,

Because I'm so emotional.

I don't use rhyming,

Because I'm so emotional.

Versification makes no sense to me,

Because I'm so emotional.

My lines are really pointless,

Still I keep repeating them,

Because I'm so emotional.

I'm writing this poem because my feelings

Were too big to fit into a simple Facebook status.

And everyone will like this poem,

Because it's so emotional and sweet.

Boy, I will love you forever,

Or at least

Until I find someone else

To give my “virginity” to.

© 2012 Tomislav Petricevic


Author's Note

Tomislav Petricevic
If you haven't figured out so far, this is a parody of all those poems that shallow girls write. And boys too, sometimes. I'd just like to apologize to all those people who write worthy love poetry, to avoid any misunderstandings.
And I'd like to point out that most of my WritersCafe friends DON'T write these poems, so don't feel offended guys. Some do, though.
Anyways, thanks for wasting your time on a piece of crap like this! xD
P.S. If you want to be more emotional in your poems, I can give you pro tips! LOL

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Hahaha omg i love this!! This is such a sterotypical poem of girl's who've thought that they fell in love in just one day. Also liked the repeating " Because im so emotional" and the Facebook status thingy was real funny. Good job :3

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This made me like all emotional man. Felt like I was losing my virginity (again). lol Perfect! You hit the nail on the head. Definitely funnier and more hitting below the belt than my "On Writing Love Poems" which was written for a similar reason. That and "Quality vs. Quantity". Anyway, superb! Kudos to you!

Now where are the tissues?

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Genius! - I love this!
xD
There are just so MANY poems that are all emotional about 'love', written by stupid teens.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Hah! Me being one of those who people who writes poems about love just for the fun of it I thought this was different. Okay slighty harsh on some of the people who do mean real love poems but even though this was a plain rather silly poem i thought it was brilliant because you showed your own feelings about shallowness through out this poem, good write :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

haha this is crazy and funny..awesome piece of writing:):).

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

What can I say I am speechless maybe its because I am so emotional! Lol kidding! I don't know anyone who writes like this. I would delete them asap if I did, but you did a good job of poking fun at people who are shallow.



Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This was great ! i laughed when you kept repeating "im so emotional". I loved it. Even though it was s****y like you said. I absolutely adored it !

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Hahahahahaha! I love this :P Hilarious. Great job, my favorite part: "I'm writing this poem because my feelings were too big to fit into simple facebook status" XD

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is so witty and deep at the same time . Love the lines
I need to express them through structureless poetry.
I bend the laws of grammar,
Because I'm so emotional.
I don't use rhyming,
Because I'm so emotional.
Versification makes no sense to me,
Because I'm so emotional.



Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Added on June 21, 2012
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Tags: poetry, poem, shallow, girly, love, virginity, sex, emotional

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Tomislav Petricevic
Tomislav Petricevic

Slavonski Brod, Slavonija, Croatia



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