Hot Mom Hot Dad (In Collaboration with Paul Bell)

Thank you Paul for starting me on a new adventure 😹

Are you ready sweetheart.
I was born ready.
Wow, you look hot in that dress, mother will be pleased.
Whose mother will be pleased.
My mother.
But you said you had no mother.
Yeah, I don’t have a mother, per se.
Do you have a father, per se.
Mother, father, is there any difference these days.
Yes, one wears a dress, one doesn’t.
Do you notice a lot of mothers wear trousers now.
No I can’t say I’ve noticed that.
Did you see that guy in the supermarket wearing a dress.
That was big Joe the weirdo.
He was a bit weird, but would you say it was alright him wearing a dress.
Am I missing something, are you trying to tell me something.
Do you remember saying you would have my fathers babies.
Yeah, I remember.
Do you remember me saying that was okay.
Yeah, I remember.
Do you remember the excitement you felt when the lights went out and father came into your bed.
Yeah, I remember.
Do you remember saying the sex was rotten cos you never felt a thing.
OMG, are you telling me that was your mother.
Technically speaking. Did I tell you how hot you look in that dress.
Is there anything else I should know about your weird family.
My twin brother the lawyer.
What, tell me he’s not a lawyer, actually, tell me he’s your sister. Hold on, you never mentioned you had a twin brother.
You’ll laugh when I tell you.
Yeah, I’ll be laughing like I was laughing last night, what the hell were you doing, it was like you were some sort of sexual deviant.
About last night.
What about last night. OMG.

Author's Note

Thank you 😺

Reviews

[Paul Bell]

This is the family you read about in the papers, then you realise it's actually your family.
I wonder if that is why kids divorce their parents now. Great working with you.
Great pic, reminds me of Amsterdam and why you should never drink too much before making a fool of yourself with the girl who wasn't. lol

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Yes. I know a dad who used his mum's thingies who sported her father's bikini. The two piece reminded her of her long lost girlfriend Big Joe! That red pic is a living breathing example of it. He was caught in the act! Shaved and veneered right after that!
Thanks for all the big fun and laughs 😹

[The_Ancient_Rock]

Ah... honey.

You are so beautiful...

Love all of you... and your pains.

Nevermind me, I'm pretty much always drunk these days...

Don't give me any pity or I will...

Ahah! Sorry. Great writting, good text.

Blessed be!!!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Good whiskey takes pain away. Enjoy it and forget all. Thank you Ancient Rock.

[The_Ancient_Rock]

Yes... Whiskey is great...

Anyway... I'm back to beer now.

More affordable.

You're welcome. And truthful.

[Tom]

Lol... talk about getting ' screwed ' over, Mother, Father, Brother, Sister, and throw in the twins, guess getting laid here has its pitfalls?? 😁😁😁😁

Amazing, fun, creative collab, kudos to you both!!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you Good Tom. I miss Paul. Want him back.

[T.S. Ulmus]

You two on a collab? What a power couple, how could I not click on that? And of course you didn't disappoint. This poem definitely pulled my eyes through from beginning to end.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Paul is so good at this and I am enjoying the sheer fun of it. In the process there's good learning too. Thank you Ulmus! :)

[Robert Trakofler]

I don't think it's fair you girls get to wear dresses and pants and we guys always have to wear pants or shorts:/ who made that rule:? I for one especially in the hot summer would love to be able to wear a dress but I must admit I don't have the legs for it:/ having my right leg crushed in a car versus bicycle accident when I was a kid made it look like something doctor Frankenstein threw together in a last-minute attempt to create a human:( the Scottish at least got that one right with the ole kilts I should move to Scotland so I can expose my cursed leg to the world but at least well ventilated

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I'd sure love to see Bunny in a dress! Hahaha dear Bunny its just the right time now! With the gender lines getting so fluid and all that! Heard that line? Real me wear pink? So to me its just fine and awesome if you try it! As for your legs, so sorry to hear what you went through and I hope you are not having any issues on account of the accident. And coming back to the cosmetic issue with your leg, no worries, you can borrow one of the longer skirts or a maxi dress from me wardrobe. I'm know to be quite generous to my special group of friends! Meowwww😸❤

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Oooops.....that line was.....*Real men wear pink*....excuse the typo!

[Haley]

This is a great, funny little piece. It keeps you entertaining while also not being able to guess at what comes next. Every family is weird in some regard, some are just weirder than others. Great job.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you very much Haley!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Now I am up in the attic searching boxes...where the hell did I put that dress...
time to do some streetwalking.

j.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you my friend!

[Davidgeo]

Creepy. But I was amused. Nice work.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you Dave Skin. I like creepy too. :)

[Umar Aziz]

This poem is very funny and crazy. I like it Dhara_Ditzy Kat.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you MisterG.

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This writing is so funny.. Especially the last line. You are a fresh breath of air.. I love your limericks also

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you my dear friend Dreamer Sima! One can have so much great fun this way! I love funny and witty stuff. Paul is great at this.

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Oh yes.. Paul.. I forgot to mention him... You guys made a great collab

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you very much Dreamer Sima! Many happy smiles and waves to you 👋😻

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:) love you dear Dhara