Dhara_Ditzy Kat : Writing

More Than Beautiful

More Than Beautiful

A Poem by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


His chins wobble as jellyHe owns his fartsnoxious fumes deliveredfrom a distended bellyA dozen dying goatsbleat away in his snoresHe also makes noises..
Dopey Aliens & Happy Dwarfs

Dopey Aliens & Happy Dwarfs

A Poem by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


In Collaboration with my friend Paul Bell :)
Hot Pot Snot

Hot Pot Snot

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


A very yucky guy called Pol Pot Sold a soup of his own yummy snot His nose was always runny So he made lots of money Selling big pots ..
Coot Snoot

Coot Snoot

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


I know of a contrived old coot A dagger up her gardening boot Tiptoeing sweet and spry Slaying poets on the sly No talent but still such a..
Quail Tale

Quail Tale

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


A well rounded lady Abigail Was shaped like a plump little quail She was such a curvy dish It was every man's fond wish To relish..
Garden Fairy

Garden Fairy

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


Once a sprite so frisky and lightDid ballet in a grove by starlightTill she met a garden fairyWith bits so foul and hairySprite pissed herself in shee..
Pure Fun Limericks

Pure Fun Limericks

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


One non-poet Ordovician Whose brain cells seem in attrition Puts out selfies, calls them Art A pure narcissistic fart Vain f****t needs a ..
Limericks to Lady Margie

Limericks to Lady Margie

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


A shout out
IDIOMIC FUN

IDIOMIC FUN

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


A tisket and a tasket Are all your eggs in a basket? If you have too many wives Just keep losing all the knives Or else get laid in a big..

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