EVERYTHING WENT PEAR--SHAPED FOR POOR OLD MR KETCHUP..

EVERYTHING WENT PEAR--SHAPED FOR POOR OLD MR KETCHUP

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One bright hot summer day Mr Ketchup had an very
important 'announcement' to make,
'Quiet Please: scowled poor Old Mr Ketchup'
We are all planning a trip to the zoo.
At this statement everyone, everywhere, just looked
and began to giggle rather: rudely.
Well I never what's so funny, "replied" Mr ketchup?
its just not like you to get involved!!
And with that remark he went of in one of his moods.
poor old Mr Ketchup everything went pear-shaped again.
Mr ketchup trotted down the hill fast and off he went
to the baker's to buy himself some cream cakes and his
favorite chocolate cookies  and a video about the
abominable snowman he also bought some comics
and a crossword puzzle.
"O dear he thought I have bought rather a lot perhaps I
should invest  in a shopping trolly to save humping all these things
up the hill I am getting on a bit and I need to take it more
easy these days"
Slowly he walked around the store to find a suitable shopping trolly   
there were lots of shapes and sizes this one will do he muttered to himself
and I need to pop next door to buy some milk and teabags better not forget
them for I am sure to get a visit from Haggis to see if my temper as improved
plus I need to get cracking the house is so untidy my kitchen is like a bomb
as dropped in it, O dear is that the time already i NEED TO GET MY SKATES ON.....
Poor old Mr Ketchup life seemed ever so busy never a moments peace
for him,nothing but drama.


Oh thank goodness for that I need a quick cuppa and a couple of cookies
he  opened the kitchen door and O dear he forgot about the mess from the night
before their were no clean cups and he had forgotten
to buy washing up liquid  he sighed deeply to himself and pulled out some
shampoo and poured it into the dish washer, and O dear after he had rinsed out
a mug for tea he forgot go and finish off the rest of the kitchen
the clock stuck one on the grandfather clock and Mr Ketchup had fallen into a
deep sleep on the sofa, suddenly he was awoken by a splosh splash sound from the kitchen and well as you can imagine their were simply bubbles everywhere
just at that very moment haggis appeared with Torn faced tomato.
" What on earth,? giggled Haggis and Torn faced tomato
"I can see you having problems with your dishwasher"
I expect you will need us to mop up this mess said Haggis
Right we will get started right a way "
"There is a couple of chewed up mops in the cupboard replied Mr Ketchup
Now look these chewed up mops will never do the job put them in the bin
were they belong and I will run home and you can use these for the time being
but remember to replace soon as i will be needing them back okay"?
"I suppose so but thank you for saving me again and I am sorry about earlier
this morning I am a grumpy old man at times"
It wasn't like Mr Ketchup to admit to his friends when he was in the wrong I guess
there room for improvement don't you.?