hipster poetry

hipster poetry

A Poem by Sir Aphid

the best poem ever written

i call myself a poet
because i write a lot of words
they don't rhyme but
i just feel like saying stuff

if i break it up into stanzas
then maybe it will look cool
it's like i'm at a hipster club
it's an open mic
keep the lights low
end it with some deep one liners

© 2019 Sir Aphid

Author's Note

Sir Aphid

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Love your satire. Not biting vitriol. Nicely clean & direct & uncomplicated. Despite the seeming lack of value you place on the riff-raff at the cafe (reading your banter w/TS), I find it inspiring for me, a rigid writing constructionalist (that just means 30+ years of technical writing warped my playfulness beyond recognition) & I find I need to sniff the occasional spontaneous poetic fart along my reviewing trek becuz it reminds me to be less nailed down about what I write sometimes (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 1 Week Ago

I guess you can only read so much bad poetry before you are nudged to write a poem about it. I've been slogging through the mire of this site looking for diamonds, and I find them occasionally, but there's a lot of crap out there. Having recently written a po em on the same topic I felt the need to comment. (Not a read request). You did well to hold a mirror to our community.

Posted 1 Week Ago

Sir Aphid

1 Week Ago

it's kind of funny that you call your poem 'worst poem ever,' and i claim mine is the 'best poem eve.. read more
This reminded me of a old friend whom used to write similar to yourself well done.

Posted 1 Year Ago

I've done open mic at poetry club, I was pleased there were low lights. No one liners from me though. That's where you took me. Happy writing.


Posted 1 Year Ago

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Added on April 21, 2019
Last Updated on April 21, 2019
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Sir Aphid
Sir Aphid


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