Philosophical Indeed

Philosophical Indeed

A Poem by Sir Joseph
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Just read.

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SPIDER SPIDER!!
Kill it with
FIRE FIRE!!
Stupid
SPIDER SPIDER!!
Bring me a 
TIRE TIRE!!
Oh how I hate you
SPIDER SPIDER!!
I swear I will
STAB YOU STAB YOU!!!
Go die you
SPIDER SPIDER!!
Im going to 
SQUIRREL!!

© 2013 Sir Joseph


Author's Note

Sir Joseph
My random try at a nonsense poem! p.s. I hate spiders

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I love spiders they have some much to teach! However squirrels are scatter brained, much less to learn from there.

Posted 7 Years Ago


You certainly got your point across.

Spiders are useful insects in their place; they catch flies.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Sir Joseph

8 Years Ago

Yes ha, this was just something really random I felt like writing.
I am not a spider fan
I like the way you have laid this out it grabs at moments then lets one rest then grabs again
creative
thank you for sharing

Posted 8 Years Ago


Sir Joseph

8 Years Ago

Thank you!:)
Respect every creature of the earth as you would wish to be respected dude. I'm a hippy child, spiders ain't pretty but they are a life form nonetheless :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


Sir Joseph

8 Years Ago

This is where we differ lol :)
Interesting layout, but a nice write. Very humorous.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Sir Joseph

8 Years Ago

It was off the wall like 30 seconds lol
Ethale Captor

8 Years Ago

Great work with the impromptu topic.
Sir Joseph

8 Years Ago

Thank You! I get these random little rhymes all day
Nooo don't kill the spider!! D8

Posted 8 Years Ago


marie

8 Years Ago

Iz ok.. :)
Sir Joseph

8 Years Ago

Good :) cause spidey all gone gone
marie

8 Years Ago

noooooo!!!!!!!!!!
With great power ...comes even greater responsibility...
-King Bruce

Posted 8 Years Ago


poetry-kiddo alienbaba

8 Years Ago

The Oracle was a Woman....Neo...
I am Uriel...the fallen arch-
Sir Joseph

8 Years Ago

Lo ciento
poetry-kiddo alienbaba

8 Years Ago

Nema
lmbo xD yeahhh i don't like spiders either....i actually remember killing a spider once saying "Die Die" xD very interesting

Good Job at being random lol

Posted 8 Years Ago


~*~Peace Keeper~*~

8 Years Ago

yeahh in me dream i only had a cat and a water jug...neither was helping much xD
Sir Joseph

8 Years Ago

Sad sad day... Lol
~*~Peace Keeper~*~

8 Years Ago

lol no kidding

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Added on March 18, 2013
Last Updated on March 18, 2013
Tags: Nonsense, random, I, Hate, Spiders, ADHD

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Sir Joseph
Sir Joseph

Laurel, MS



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