Starbucks

My war on starbucks

Today I went to Starbucks.

I bought 1 drink and lost £5.

When I tried to order, you made me look a fool.

Today I went to Starbucks, a coffee shop with a language of its own,

you call a 'Large' a 'Venti', correcting me confidently,

how arrogant of me to assume English was a given in my native town.

So god I ask you Starbucks, I come here to escape,

please will you just leave me, make my drink, don't ask my name.

I do not like your smiling, or your familiarity. 

Why must it be so stressful to grab a cup of tea.