If you can't hear before you drink, you can't hear after either.

the milk of cereal with a hangover dresses well with a horoscope.

for a brief moment I convince myself that the words on the paper were given by the great gods of astrology, so that my eyes might see.

because it said I would be in trying times, and I am, this was a sign.

and it said that I have love waiting for me if I am patient, and I have ribs in on slow cook.

the way the meat will fall on knees for me is a testament of truth. [Focus] on spirituality,

it says.

 

Reviews

[Lydia Shutter]

Tongue in cheek humor throughout....and this line "the way the meat will fall on knees for me is a testament of truth" is absolutely brilliant! Sitting at the breakfast table with a hangover, cereal, and the morning paper. Horoscopes, what do they know anyway? I enjoyed this one. Lydi**

[asdarkeyesclose]

'because it said I would be in trying times, and I am, this was a sign.'

i loved all the humour here. nothing worse than a hangover or more diverting than a horoscope that seems to hit the mark! fantastic.

[eatmills]

Ah Astrology the great deception - The love of slow cooked ribs and a trying hangover. lol An amusing piece that brought a smile to my face.

[K. Louis]

Thanks for reading...glad to bring a smile to your face :)