Sunny Crisps

Sunny Crisps

A Story by YouoweYoupay
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Does that happen to you too?

"

 

 

Sunny Crisps

 

-When you tell a "joke" and you end up the only one laughing...Laughing hard…

 

-When you post an odd, but creative writing/drawing and ask people not to include rude comments, just to enter your page to find no comments at all.

 

-When you're humming on the toilet without locking the door and the doorknob is suddenly pushed down.

 

-When you spend hours fixing your hair for a video chat then the cam freezes at your worst grinning poses.

 

- 95% of "Babylon Feeling.mp3" completed...96%.....97%....................ERROR! THE CONNECTION WAS RESET.

 

-When you're watching an ordinary, decent movie for the first time, and your mom walks in on a very...Very intimate scene… S**t, where's the remote control?

 

-When you watch the same tragedy movie over and over again and cry every time.

 

-When you've had enough and walk out of a fight just to have your sleeve caught by the doorknob, pulling you back.

 

-When a cool person you've just met asks you to check out their profile pictures and tell you that they know how ugly they are, when they're either stunningly beautiful or really ugly.

 

-When you're in the middle of a field, enjoying natures blessings, but you toss the flower away with a very serious expression because there was an ant crawling on your palm, and the moment is ruined.

 

-When you take too long searching for the money to buy one snack from a mini-mart...

Customer: *smiles awkwardly* sorry, just a second.

 

-Childhood memories: erasing a spelling mistake then frowning at the crumbled/torn edge of a once perfectly flat white sheet.

 

-Bursting out laughing during an extremely "important" parental lecture.

 

-walking up the stairs on the way to your class. Confident and smiling, hoping the one you like walking behind you might notice. Your foot slips on one of the steps. You resume descending up with "equal" confidence.

 

-Childhood moment...(Actually it still happens lol): Snooping around in your parent's room for spare chocolate when one of them exits the bathroom in a towel...or without one. You manage to find the least remaining space in the closet.

 

-Staying quiet in the car while parents are fighting, then suddenly yelling out that you: (can't take anymore and you wish that they both would shut up) but end up being yelled at then dragged into the fight.

 

-Lifting up your cute little cousin/ mother's friend's child and throwing them into the air below a low ceiling with a light bulb hanging up.

 

-When the teacher asks you to hand him your homework and you lie to him : I forgot the notebook at home), but he tells you that the homework was to be submitted per email.

 

-When you think that you are sure to win a bet but lose and have to wear a skirt with a lady gaga wig.

 

-When the link you are clicking on doesn't seem to work, but then you get spammed with windows and the system crashes.

 

-When you think that hamsters are vegetarians, put your finger into the cage, and get bitten by the hamster.

 

-When you are telling someone a joke on msn but then get disconnected right after.

 

-When you accidentally grab the sugar instead of salt to make your dish more "Flavorful".

 

-When you were looking for the right rehearsal room for hours, finally find it, sit down, and notice that you arrived two hours early.

 

-Ever woke up on the floor, wondered what brought you there, then got up and crawled back to bed?

 

-When someone waves at you and  you wave back but then notice it was the dude behind that they waved at.

 

-When you feel like writing down something important but you don't do it because you think your memory is the best, and later on forget what it was.

 

-Childhood moment: When you play in the backyard and swallow a bug while running.

 

- When you get blamed for a fart that was caused by your little brother/sister.

 

- When you're trying to explain something but don't know what you are actually talking about.

 

-When you accidentally call your math's teacher: Mom.

 

-When you're eating a box of pudding and it tastes weird, but finish eating it anyway, later, someone tells you that it's already rotten.

 

-Publishing this, waiting with your arms crossed for the "OVERFLOWING" views/reviews then barely receive any.

 

 

 

© 2010 YouoweYoupay


Author's Note

YouoweYoupay
My sister's friends inspired me to write this. Reviews and comments are appreciated. And, if you like to share some of YOUR sunny crisps and paste them on this list (with credits mentioned) just send me a message. =)

*CREDITS TO:
-ROX
-RIKU-CHAN
-SHADOW

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THIS IS SO FUNNY! All of these really DO happen, and they happen quite often. Course my worst sunny crisp would be reading a book in the lunch line, getting to a really good part, and suddenly bang my head against the wall because I wasn't paying attention. LOL nice work!! Very nice work!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


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"-When you post an odd, but creative writing/drawing and ask people not to include rude comments, just to enter your page to find no comments at all" Made me laugh and realize this happens to me all the time

"-When you're watching an ordinary, decent movie for the first time, and your mom walks in on a very...Very intimate scene… S**t, where's the remote control?" With me, it's my uncle who walks in.

"and tell you that they know" I think you meant "and tells you"

"When you take too long searching for the money to buy one snack from a mini-mart..." I'm always so afraid of this happening, I have my money clutched in my hand like ten minutes before I even have to go up to the check out line.

"When the teacher asks you to hand him your homework and you lie to him : I forgot the notebook at home), but he tells you that the homework was to be submitted per email" Huh? Then why would the teacher have asked you to hand him your homework? And what do you mean "per email"?

"-When you feel like writing down something important but you don't do it because you think your memory is the best, and later on forget what it was." As often as this happens to me, you'd think I'd learn...

"-Publishing this, waiting with your arms crossed for the "OVERFLOWING" views/reviews then barely receive any" Yup.

I love this. You have a very creative mind. Not everything has to be a story or a poem for us to enjoy it.

The only one I could possibly add (because it happened to me the other day) is: When everyone is admitting (and agreeing to each others) their guilty and embarrassing pleasures and you jump in with "I still watch American Idol every week" only to have everyone look at you like you're an idiot. Then you realize you really are the only one who watches that show.

Great write.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Guilty to this all.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Priceless(:
Is it sad I can relate to well over half of these?

Posted 10 Years Ago


this is what i call... PRICELESS MOMENTS. =)

Posted 10 Years Ago


This had me laughing for sure, really brightened my day! I've done a few on that list!

Posted 10 Years Ago


This is great... i love it! I laughed throughout the whole thing, my favorite part is "When you think that hamsters are vegetarians, put your finger into the cage, and get bitten by the hamster"

so true!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


hahahahaha!! can't stop laughing :)) everything is true! so true :)) haha! i love this one! good job!

Posted 10 Years Ago


OMG my gut is killing me from laughing. I think the one that pushed me over the edge from my solemn perch was:

"When you spend hours fixing your hair for a video chat then the cam freezes at your worst grinning poses."

The world needs levity SO bad, thank you for this delightfully insouciant piece of work. Brightened up my whole day!

My sunny crisp to add is, when you're in a store or somewhere and they are playing some old favorite song and you think you're alone and are either rocking out or dancing in some goofy way and turn around to find either a HOT chick looking at you like "what a nerd" or several people sniggering behind their hands"

Cheers, Rikk

Posted 10 Years Ago


haha i love it :D i have a lot of those moments...

hmmm...here's one,
when i'm in the car with a bunch of friends and listening to the radio and i start singing the wrong part of the song really loud

Posted 10 Years Ago


Really amazing. I loved it

Posted 10 Years Ago



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