The Crazy Hare Dare

The Tortoise gave the Hare a mightly scary dare
Too jump over Jack, who slept upon a candle stick

Hare bounced and ran and then leaped in the air
And screamed, as along came a spider and a tick

 

The Hare tumbled and fumbled his fielded goal

Bumping into Ole’ Cole, who then began too roll

 

Help! Cried Pooh, who didn’t know what to do

The King had taken his honey, oh my! What goo!

 

Jill and Alice had come from the palace, where Cinderella had given them tea

When honey sprayed upon their dresses, they were in shock at what they did see!

 

Jill quickly woke up Jack, who had been sleeping upon the job

When the Mad Hatter came rushing in, being chased by a mob!

 

A million mice and the Rats of Nimh followed, faces oh so mean and grim

Only to stop before the Cheshire Cats toothy smile, grinning, rim to rim

 

The Tortoise feeling awfully bad for what was resulting from a Hairy dare

He wondered off into the forest of clouds, sending back the Bears that Care

 

Now everything would have been fine, if the Bears hadn’t had to pay a toll

For they had to cross over a long bridge and underneath it was an angry troll

 

But the Cheshire Cat was hungry and devoured all the mice and rats

The Mad Hatter gave Pooh back his honey and shared his magic hats

 

Jack and Jill and Alice too, went up a hill after all this crazy commotion

The Hare would always remember this scary dare that set things in motion

Reviews

[Mercy]

Loved the tie of so many childhood characters and stories. Funny, light-hearted and just plain fun. Made me laugh and smile.

[Hoosier Belle]

wonderful cute read, enjoyed ♥

[Aianarie (INACTIVE)]

What a fun poem! Reading this makes me feel like a kid again...moments like this are priceless!

[paparapapa]

Haha. I loved it. It made me remember my childhood days. It's great how you merged the different cartoons! And I loved the rhymes! =)) Great job. Keep on writing! :))

[Bridget Murphy]

OM MY GOD I LOVE IT, HAHAHA. This is really good, really really good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)