Scary Truth.

"Ugh No! Stop don't ahh!" Alright so you're probably wondering , what the hell is going on! Well  I'm here to tell you my long painfull but hilarious story, of a girl not so lucky. Her name is Lesley Starchild she's about seventeen, one hundred and twenty five pounds, and extremely out there. The beginning of the story begins in her room  at her computer on Chatbazzaro. Lesley is going througha difficult time... She is bisexual. She is really confused she does'nt know what to do. Lesley sits up " what the hell?" "Eww what is that"? ( Oh by the way her screen name is Curious).

 

Lez16: hey ;)

Curious:Hi?

Lez16: How are you ?

Curious: Fine I'm writing my new song.

Lez16:Oh :( wanna have some fun ??

Curious: Uh?! Idk...

Lez16: But you're so hot!

 

Lesley jumps out of chair and says "Jesus! What the hell?!" Does she think I'm... oh wait...I am... no I'm not , I'm bisexual. No! I can't be ! No!No!No. Ugh I can't believe this!

Nevermind I'll just forget about it maybe these strong feelings will go away. Well I better go downstairs and walk Chester before mom has a cow! Ugh it's like she loves to yell Chester Stupid dog Where are you?! Oh my gosh chester! What... are you doing !? What I am seeing at this point is Chester getting it on with Mrs. Hatfield's dog Missy.

I'm scarred "Chester no!" "Mom"! "Chester making baby batter again!" Mom "No Chester don't do that, that would be her third litter!" Me " Mom ! He is going our born!" Mom " Chester do you wanna go to your kennell?!" Chester Immediatly drops his load and runs into my arms. "Chester you know you're in so much trouble!"You're already known as the doggie w***e of the street!" Yes Chester does this "mating ritual" everyday with three other dogs. The Hendies' dog Lily,the Mong's dog Rachel, and the Roonies'  Great Dane ( which no one knows what gender that dog is ).

Anyway so my afternoon is just more and more wierd. Not helping my mind set at all ! So I walk Chester and avoid all his "buddies". I run back upstairs and sit back down at my computer. Open my chat window and ugh! Lez16 want chat again! No! Well... ok yea I guess... I can try.

 

Lez16: Where'd you go sexy?

Curious: Sorry must have got disconnected...

Lez16:Oh ok... :) thought you bailed on me.

Curious:No...

Lez16: Wanna have fun?

Curious: Like how ?

Lez16: ;)

Curious: Oh I'm not... I mean... I guess...

Lez16:wha??

Curious: Nothing sure I will...

 

So right now I know what your thing : What the hell are you thinking !? To be honest I don't even know part of me wants to do it,part of me doesn't! I'm just gonna say screw it just go along with it! What's the worst that can happen? So I type back  to her :

 

Curious: So what do you want to do?

Lez16: hmmm... wanna... trade pics?

Curious: Uh how old are you ?

Lez16: seventeen you?

Curious: seventeen...

Lez16: So you wanna?

Curious: What kind?

Lez16: You know ;)
Curious: Uh I don't know...

Lez16: :( please?

Curious: Well ... ok.

Lez16: Phone or email?

Curious: Uh...email...!?... No wait!!

Lez16: What?

Curious: Phone!

Lez16:ok

Curious: Yeah that way I won't get caught.

Lez16: Ok :)

Lez16: Do you want some too?

Curious: Sure...

Lez16: Ok ;)

 

So here i am stunk in a rut and I don't know if I want to do it. I know... I kinda do... so I'm gonna do it! So I write back :

Curious: Alright so when do you want them?

Lez16: Hmm... tonight? Can you do it tonight??

Curious: Yes it's possible , full body or just...

Lez16: Just your lovely chest.

Curious: Oh well alright ... I'll send them ay nine tonight... What's your number?

Lez16: 725-498-8843

Curious: Ha ha ok well I'm going to go  take those pics now... bye.

Lez16: Alright bye sexy ;) !

Curious: Bye!

 

So now I go upstairs and get my phone my mom isn't home, she left to go to this old people's club called Forsooth My Heart.Dumb I know anyway so I take four pictures and I'm  a little turned on, because I didn't know I looked that hot! I go back downstairs,open my phone and send the pictures one bye one.It was a long process and I feel dirty but severly sexy. I'm waiting for what seems like hours but after a half hour she replies: "Damn girl! You are so gorgeous!" I immediatly smile yes! I succeeded! Although... I'm in more s**t , now cause now I got pics out and I'm  a little turned on Great I'm screwed! So now I  have to deside what to do ... Should I take more or should I just forget it ever happened?  I think ... I should continue my curious rampage so I can better understand my predicament. Well I probably should talk to my friend Liza. She always knows what to do in times like this. No! Times like this do not happen alot! So Ugh! Anyway I go get my cell out of my jacket pocket, since I forgot about it and I text Liza. She  says she will be right over, I'm a little less nervous and not as freaked out by the time Liza gets here. She gives me a hug and says " alright now tell me everything that happened." We sit down on the couch and I tell her one painfull detail at a time. She has one face the entire time , the whole OMG! face I wish I could have been there! Why you ask? Well maybe because well... she is a lesbian. I know what you're thinking! Dont do it stop it right now! I will never I mean I hope I'll never... NO! nevermind change the subject. So we are talking and  laughing because now Liza doesn't feel so bad, about checking me out like she does every single time she see's me. I mean she tells me all the time how pretty I am. I mean I was always laughing after she was done but now..

I get to think that Liza will be more help since she is a gorgeous ,amazing , funny, and extremely smart Puerto Rican, I love foreign people! Now we are sitting in my room talking about "normal" girl gossip you know the whole " OMG no way ! He did what get out !" Then we talk about how important it is that we don't tell anyone else at least not right now. They might not take it as great as other people would, cough Liza." I'm writing rules on what I should do when I think a girl is extremely hot. I know it's wierd but come on so is every living thing on this planet! Or this God forsaken planet as I like to call it. I immediatly have thoughts of this girl. Natasha Burgs she is the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen in my friggin life! Except for Megan Fox of course! Haha anyway so now we say our goodbyes and I go up to go to bed. Just because I got so stressed I needed to go to sleep. I sleep most of the night except when I wake up from a bad nightmare, same ol' same ol'. The of course I wake up and it's Monday morning , I get up take a nice hot shower . Also do my morning ritual (which is makeup. food,computer, then i get ready to leave). I deside to walk to school after all Natasha rides my bus, Shr lives three houses down. Did I forget to mention that... he he whoops. So as I am walking by Leona Fitzgeralds house ( a super creepy lesbian girl). Its not that she is a lesbian it's the fact that  she is to over the top. I mean like show up to your house naked and say surprise, over the top, Ugh gives me the chimmies soo creepy! I walk so fast I almost trip. I slow down and of course she has to be right behind me. " Hey Lesley!" She stands there with her blous unbuttoned her pink bra rising up and over her polka dot blous with her super short shorts , I don't know about you but to me that screams S**T! Eww definatly barf cannon material. I say as nicely and as unsarcastic as I possibly can : "Hey Leona" . I begin to walk faster and stare straight ahead. " wait up! can i walk with you?!" I am like panting I am so not used to this kind of exercise " No Leona!" I just high tale it out of there and run as fast as I can to the school, Which is only five blocks away. I don't know why I bother taking the bus. I mean I know it's awesome in the snowy weather. Although I think I would risk Leona Compared to the bus,the smelly seventh grade invested twinky on wheels , I know I definatly would !  Leona at this point is running so fast her shorts are ridding up so far her cheeks are showing,and lets just say they aren't the most attractive things in the world. Of course I'm ignoring her and I walk into the front doors of the school. Of course it is the usual scene. The makeout crew, the OMG wanna b's, the free the trees crew , and of course my crowd ,he shove it up your rump who gives a flying rats behind what you think crew. Actually I'm sorta the as some dorky ners would put it, " The head honcho". Ha ha I am sorta a big deal well at least in their eyes. So anyways I go down past the teachers loung and get to my locker, There's a note on it.

To: Lesley Starchild

From: ?

Hey! I love your smile :) You are so gorgeous and unique. I would love to hang out with you. Meet me at gardeners club at two thirty.

Don't bring anyone!

Love your secret admirer <3.

 So at this point I'm shocked, freaked out, and just really pissed , because I already have enough s**t to deal with! Now i got to deal with a secret admirer, I grab my books and head to first period anthropology. Oh I forgot to say that I am a four point O student at PCLA Pretty Clever Learning Academy,one of mymany talents haha. So of course it is beyond boring. I  already learned most of this stuff last year, I'm also a senior.Sorry I have A.D.D and i tend to forgot alot of things,now I'm basically an online pornstar I hate to say that but it's kinda true. So now I'm about ready to leave because the bell finally rang. Onward to second period! In which case is study hall,alright who is their right mind has study hall at eight thirty seven in the morning! Ugh! I really don't care that it is so early because I can play snooze tag. Oh in case you don't know what that is its when a bunch of people go to sleep and they snoor right after the other. Stupid I know but it passes the time, so I take my seat and wait for Mr.Holladay to take roll. He is legit the ugliest most disrepectful teacher, I have ever had!

Anyways so then I lay my head down on my books and allow my self to relax and get " moderatly comfy" , almost... asleep... ah... so ti- " Wake up Starchild!" I jump out of my seat and low and behold it's Liza! "Liza ! what are you doing here?" " I came to keep you company!" "I was fine!" Geez calm down don't bust a nut! " " Sorry I'm just not in a great mood". "Its fine..." " So Liza what's going on ?" " what do you mean ?" " You know about the whole me predicament?" "What about it?" " Are you gonna help me?" " Well yea..." "How?" Umm? Hook up haha just kidding. " Oh you're so hilarious! "  " Anyways so I was thinking maybe we could go , to that awesome club downtown". I look at her with a shocked look " You mean the " Scene Scape?" "Yeah that one!" Les I herd that was a gay bar. " No its not!" Alright! chillax! So uh do want to go ?" " Sure I guess." Great!" "We can go at nine I hear they start dancing at nine." " Cool, and hey Lesley!" "Yeah?" " When?" " Oh uh... Friday?" " Ok".

"Alright now if you don't mind im going go back to sleep." " OK later girl bye!" Alright so now that I got a place to go on Friday... I need to know what in the blue blazes to wear!

So then when I got home I went to my computer,and got on Chatbazzaro and then just sat there and waited.  Just sat there and starred at the screen. Then I ate left over pizza and want to bed I woke up many times but whatever. Until I woke up the next day waiting for my friggin alarm to ring.