Dropout's Confession

 Dear School,

This is it. I can no longer tolerate you. I need space and I want to break-up with you. From now on, don't expect to see me anymore.

I am tired of it. I am tired of YOU!

We've been together since I was 6 years old but you never changed a bit, you're always hard on me and it's making me sick. 

Remember? You are the reason behind my sleepless nights. I spent a lot of money because I had to buy this and that for you. You caused me thousands of headaches. I've been in a lot of tortures forcing my eyes to stay open in boring moments because you'll get angry if I close them.

I give up!

But don't worry, I will always cherish our good moments and I will not forget the things that you taught me, at least some of it.

Sincerely yours,

Dropout Idiot

P.S.

I am dating Job now and even though he's a bit cold, things are getting better between us. 

Reviews

[zach h.]

This is a great letter. Very creativie to make it seem like the end of a relationship with someone. I agree with some of the other reviews, you should do a sequel in the same humorous manner. I saw just a couple of mistakes in this. You write "We've been together since I am 6 years old..." 'am' should be changed to 'was' since this is past tense. The other one was "I spent a lot of money becuase I have to buy..." That should also be changed to the past tense verb (have to had). Other than that, it was awesome! Keep it up! Thanks for sharing.

[SimpleMind]

Wow! Thanks a lot for the big help. I will think about that :)

[gabrielle]

This made my day... lol. It's funny and original. I am looking forward to read a sequel on this, perhaps, Dear Job...?

[SimpleMind]

Thankies :)
Should I include Dear Retirement? haha but I'll try...thanks again :)

[Zap-the-awesome]

Great stuff. XD I personally like job a lot better than I ever did
School. Someday I plan to ditch job, however, and settle in with retirement. That's a long time away though...:,(

[SimpleMind]

I know the feeling :)
But now that I have job, I terribly miss school...doing the old crazy stuff and such :)
Yay, retirement..sounds fun!! :D Thanks !

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

lol! smart and quirky! very vibrant writing! I want more heheh :)

[SimpleMind]

ahw ^^
thanks ...i know this piece sounds silly, but i'm glad you like it :)

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

Welcome anytime :)