Male Pattern Baldness and it's Affects on a Pretty Lady

A woman talks about her love for a man.

You have male pattern baldness

Sometimes you worry too much

Why do you worry about losing your hair darling?

I will still love you even if it were gone. 

That shiny bald head that you may have in the future.

Those days that you will play in the park and blind children. 

Those moments where your lover will be in the grocery store looking over the aisles to find that indistinguishable forehead.

More places to kiss.  

I will love nonetheless. 

Do not worry my friend, I will still be yours. 

As long as that mind is yours and you are in existence.

As long as you do not try to harm me intentionally. 

As long as you still want me. 

Do not worry my love, I will still be yours. 

Yet you still are worried about your baldness, 

WELL THEN

Being bald is Sexy

You heard me!

Why is bald attractive?

Because you are. 

You are so handsome that you have made male pattern baldness sexy. 

You are so beautiful that you've made a pretty girl like me 

believe that love can be true again. 

So there is no need to worry that someday your hair will fall out. 

No need to worry that your children will probably receive the trait. 

You are smart and the sweetest man that I've ever known. 

Any woman and any child will be luckier than anyone to have you as a loved one. 

So let it be forever written, 

forever said, 

forever known, 

That if your hair should lessen and fall, 

you will always be the most revered of all. 

Author's Note

If someone would correct my grammar- that would be amazing

Reviews

[Creepy Swine Guy]

Oh STOP!! It all sounds lovely, but stop it ... just stop. Nice poem, nice sentiment but stop.

Almost as funny as "For better or for worse."