Please Wipe Before Thinking

The media... blah

 

You may have a Masters

in being astute

but your PhD is in ignorance.

In a world where

contradiction is King

you are an American Idol

with no voting neccassary.

With your BS in B.S.

you choke out people’s

intellectual side

from the stench of your

philosophical teachings

not worth the toilet paper

they were conceived on.

If only you could go back

to the days of diaper wearing,

only this time learn

from your potty training…

Crap is meant to be flushed.

Author's Note

I love when Fox news claims to be fair and balanced.

Reviews

[Frieda P]

Ha I love your witty spin on this, gah, don't get me started on FOX, you do this kind of social commentary best my friend! Great read Dale!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Why thank you very much Moonbeam... I can get feisty when it comes to the social media.

[Frieda P]

The news media will drive you way past feisty, especially when angled, my pleasure Dale.

[SyberRose]

I don't watch news anymore...I see it on the internet...if I want to read it...too depressing...I used to watch all the news channels...CNN...FOXS...MSN...i do like watching it at election time though...Rose

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you so much for your input.

[Renée]

I am shocked and appalled to learn of this deceit ! not really ... they all do it ... your poem captures how disgusting it is .... makes one wonder..what do they think of the job they are doing?

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Yeah you got to wonder that for sure, can they look themselves in the mirror with pride.
Thank you.

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! Fair and balanced - none of them are, really. This puts a witty spin on a truly despicable practice.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you, that is what I was going for.

[Eileenws]

Very insightful commentary and very funny. Nicely penned.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you, I was trying to put some humor with in my rant.