Black Friday (Oh No Not Again)

Tis the season to riot at the mall

She's gonna drag me to the mall
Time for Christmas shopping
I'll piss and moan and b***h and groan
There's no hope of stopping

She'll drag me into chick stores
She'll march me up and down
She'll make me carry packages
That weigh five hundred pounds

She'll use me like a bulldozer
To plow over the crowds
She'll never let me stop for food
No slacking is allowed

She'll spend ungodly hours
Shopping for navel rings
Look baby do you like this one
Yes please buy anything

She'll ask me about chick clothing
I have no bloody clue
I like it tight with lots of skin
For grandma that won't do

She'll buy about a thousand gifts
and run me through the floor
It's her joy we go together
that's what I do it for

She's my girl and I do love her
so yes I'll be her mule
It's worth it just to see her smile
for I'm her love sick fool

Author's Note

Black Friday, Ugghhhh

Reviews

[Nia Hope]

Awwww cute poem lol she's lucky to have you as her mule just kidding :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you ankara.

[Sami Khalil]

I think you have the best sense of humor and creativity on WC. You can take the mundane and weave stories and laughter around them and then with a hidden message...:)...............

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you sami I appreciate your kind words.

[Sami Khalil]

MY pleasure...Any time...:)..................

[Tom]

So you can do mushy romance albeit in your own inimitable style !

A poem that espouses love and devotion and worth every penny! ( or cent )

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you tom

[Annabelle Lee]

lol Baby R heads out to black Friday shop while in the meantime, Annabelle was at home eating leftovers :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you annabelle. Thanks giving left overs are da bomb

[MsJewel]

LOL! You are a good man to brave Black Friday. I'm sure she appreciates you!
Have fun!
:) Julie

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you jewel

[Vidya Bacchus]

HAHA this is a very nice poem a testament to your love for your better half bacause men seriously hate shopping and we love it, so you love us so you bear with us.Real nice.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you vidya

[Vidya Bacchus]

you are welcome:)

[Rita L. Sev]

I like it tight with lots of skin
For grandma that won't do

Cracking up at the image these lines conjure... :) A fun write, and the reality of romance - You do it because you love her. That's the best gift you can give... Try to have fun tomorrow - hey, at least people-watching in a mall can give you some great inspiration for writing! ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you rita

[Will]

A Godforsaken tradition, I fear. This poem is spot on and very funny, Mark. As much as I love the last stanza, this one had to be my favorite:

"She'll ask me about chick clothing
I have no bloody clue
I like it tight with lots of skin
For grandma that won't do"

Great rhyme and meter as always, my friend. Well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you will

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

The guide for all to stay the hell away from the madness, then again I have to admit I am a shopping nightmare for others, well penned.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thomas my man! It's great to see you back. Thank you

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Good to be back and your welcome x

[N!LoC]

omg. how romantic..... ...... .............

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you N!LoC