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I'll Kill you with this Spoon

I'll Kill you with this Spoon

A Poem by Last Lying Look

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

You cut me with that

I’ll surely pop your eye out

So let’s just not try it

Because I don’t want to see you sit and pout

 

You even touch me once

I’m going to shove this down your throat

So baby lets not go there

Because I’m not ready to get my coat

 

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

 

© 2008 Last Lying Look


Author's Note

Last Lying Look
This one makes me a laugh a little. The thought of killing someone with a spoon is quite ridiculous.

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Jen
I really liked the repetition of my favourite stanza in this particular poem

"If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon"


& the fact that I know exactly what it's about makes it all the more enjoyable :)
All in all, very powerful & emotional piece. Props to you McTwitch :) :P

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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Hahaha the thoght of killing someone with a spoon is funny lol i enjoyed it .

Posted 10 Years Ago


If this made you laugh a little, well, it made me laugh out loud. haha. Who would've thought to kill someone with a spoon. That's kind of creative though. Somehow, I could imagine this poem to children's nightmare read. lol

Posted 11 Years Ago


Nice poem I loved it.

Posted 11 Years Ago


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Jen
I really liked the repetition of my favourite stanza in this particular poem

"If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon"


& the fact that I know exactly what it's about makes it all the more enjoyable :)
All in all, very powerful & emotional piece. Props to you McTwitch :) :P

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I love this. Its humorous and poetically flows well. And to be honest you could kill someone or atleast hurt them with anything if you tried.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Oh goodness, I was reading this and then I had a sense of deja vu. Because I have been attacked with a knife before. Well, almost. And I just remember standing in the kitchen and then just suddenly, yeah. Well, not suddenly. I most likely provoked it. Okay, so I did provoke it.

ANYWAY, back to the poem, this made me laugh as well, because the title most certainly caught my attention and the picture made me laugh. Reminds me of in "The Chronicles of Riddick" when Riddick says something like "I'll kill you with this teacup", and then he does.



Posted 11 Years Ago


hehe.. that is funny.. Killing someone with a spoon. Thats comical(sp?) xD

Posted 11 Years Ago


Haha I like it!! Thanks for reviewing me btw. Good job. I like the idea of killing someone with a spoon. You sure would have to be clever. :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


This is a good poem, but I must say I like the picture more, it's a great picture.

Posted 11 Years Ago


This is so cute,
I like this one.
can feel the emotion in it

Posted 11 Years Ago



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