02142012

Women are crazy. Happy Valentine's day.

"Lord forbid I should flatter a bore!"
She replied as the suitor implored;
Low, he bent to one knee,
Fixing that he wed she-
Amid a shot to his mug, sought the door!

"I desire no dreamers distraction!"
She shrieked, choking covert attraction.
Feigning, frantic to charm
Gathered her to his arms
As she perished in addled abstraction.