Shoegasm

what else? just for fun...but yes I'm serious about shoes!

butterflies for your tootsies

lovely trinkets for the imagination

my heart's desire without an attitude

lusty little morsels to whet your appetite

red fook me shoes are nice

you tripped over my lace

i stepped on your face

nothing flat i scaled the tempo

excitement like cotton candy

round and round and up and down

fly me to the moon in my stilettos

girl's best friend is still her rockin' high hell heels

take the whole package or leave me in my wardrobe

boot strap leather lashes damask across your back  

i'll strip naked but don't disturb my shoes

you'll get a vampy stride up side your head

spike stuck in the chest until you're laid to rest

lovers come and go but these were a bloody steal

you can't hold a candle to my Manolo Blahniks'

Author's Note

don't get your knickers in a twist...it's just for fun! ;)

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, comical yet, with a sprinkle of seriousness.

take me as i am, take the whole package, crazy shoes and all...and i will be with you...and make your life as fun as a new pair of shoes.

jacob

[Frieda P]

I know you can't see this *huge grin* on my face but it's getting BIGGER...spot on....you're such a clever man jacob, will you marry me? :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Oi he's spoken for I am reliably informed!

[Frieda P]

All the good ones usually are! :(

[jacob erin-cilberto]

:)

[Frieda P]

:) = YES? !

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Manolo Blahniks' sounds like a Russian mafia boss and I guess I wouldn't want to be in your shoes if you messed with him. A very nice little silly piece!

[Frieda P]

Thanks John, now why would an Italian princess rassle with a Russian mobster? silly boy....

[jacob erin-cilberto]

she would bring him to his knees, and steal his shoes while she was at it.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Sex and money or money and sex?

[LA Lorena]

LOLOLOL

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Jacob, it is not his shoes she's after lol!!

[Frieda P]

LMAO :D

[LA Lorena]

she's patting him down to find where he keeps his credit card

[Frieda P]

hahahahaha you guys are a tonic!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Gin or vodka with that then?

[LA Lorena]

gin and tonic! that might make me feel better. Is 8 am too early?

[jacob erin-cilberto]

that way she can max it out buying you know what.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Jacob, unbelievable she does not want to go shopping! Maybe later my man!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

LA do you fancy ice and lemon with it?

[LA Lorena]

If there is shopping involved, I want an invite!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Try the internet I am reliably informed it takes less time so leaves you freer to live!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

would someone please pick me up a new pair of slipper while you're there.

the ones with "naive" written on the side of them.

[Frieda P]

oooo shoe shopping is the perfect hangover cure!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i found a poem in my shoe.

[Frieda P]

lol, nice touch eh?

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Poor Jacob that was a sweaty insole!

[Frieda P]

You of all people, have a problem with sweat? You make us sweat with your provocative storytelling....I can't read it just yet cause I have the minions here and I don't want them to see me 'sweat'!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

No, sweat for a purpose is divine! He may be resting right now but will they leave him alone?

[Jibey]

This is alike a kaleidoscope of whirring images, with the high heel at the centre... Lively and fun write!

[Frieda P]

Well, aren't high heels the center of the universe? ;-)

[Ose Mountain]

Women in stilettos and long nails can stomp and claw me dead with a smile on my face.
A excelent write. Thank you.

[Frieda P]

lmao, thanks!

[Michael G.]

I think I stepped into the wrong place. I don't have a great relationship or passion for my shoes. It is a fun and a sensual, sexy write. I'll stick with my rainbows, I think. Comfort without the threat of poking holes.
Great write!

[Frieda P]

Hahahahah, that made me laugh, sorry Michael, and thanks. I'm not always so nutty, hmmmm

[Michael G.]

There is nothing wrong with nutty.

[Michael G.]

Most of my friends are. All say that I am.

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

I absolutely adore shoes......especially stillettos, awesome write.

[Frieda P]

Thanks, I adore shoes, can you tell? :)

[Neva Flores Smith - Changefulstorm]

oh yes :)

[LA Lorena]

LOL! I do declare, you give good shoe woman!

[Frieda P]

hahah why thank you, that means more than you know!!
that's as best as I can remember it, I'm actually shocked it came back to me, but then again....it's 'shoes'!