~Battle ASSHAT

Read Rita's' Assault Similes' follow up, it's a riot! http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/RitaSev/1311193/#comment-3279177 For just a chosen few, & you know who you asshats are...

Scream like a lunatic banshee

get all up in everyone's script'd pen,

call us whatever you please

you bullies are all assimilated alike

criticize the things you fear the most

you're weak in the emblematic knees

seriously, who do you think you're kidding, 

you've not a metaphorical backbone

so fire away, machine gun til you're blitz'd

ricochet us through the assimilated heart 

we're bullet proof epic poesy'd warriors

you shoot us down, try to murder a writer's spirit

take your best shot, try to blow us away

we're here with assault similes to stay

fell on your own sword and bled weakness

we've risen to the unverse'd occasion, 

our poetic souls are tougher than titanium

 

Author's Note

Reviews

[Jack...]

Too cool, "Bullet-proof epic poesy'd warriors" now that's a title to wear into battle. My sweet friend, you have slapped someone upside the head this morning with this fire-breathing gem. And even in battlemode, your words still carry an air of poetic elegance, albeit while standing along side the cannons hollering "Fire!" Looks like a valliant victory is at hand and no peace treaty will be needed...just run'em off dear poet.

Amazing as always my friend.

[Frieda P]

Ha, can you tell I was perturbed? Some people just don't know when to call it quits...thanks Jack, you know where this one comes from! Jazz'd you liked my epic posey'd warriors ;-)

[Robbie~xoxo~]

SWEET!!

The bullets may fly... yet I doubt it will hit it's target...

Well penned, feisty Frieda!!.... You go girl!~xoxo~;)

[Frieda P]

Oh I know, they feign innocence...they get on my last nerve! Grazie mille, middle fingers up! hahaha ;-) xoxox

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Oh the BIRDIE!...That cuts! ;D

(you New Yorkers are mean) ;)

[Robbie~xoxo~]

New Jersey, New York..whatever...same thing! ;)

[Frieda P]

LOL but I had my Minnie mouse ears on ;-P

[Robbie~xoxo~]

and nothing else, right? ;)
Eat your heart out boys!!! xxxx

[Frieda P]

HA just caught this!! You peeking again ;-) xoxo

[Robbie~xoxo~]

I had too!... so much buzzing going on here!....
when your skirt goes flying....Oh boy!! ;)

[Frieda P]

Ha I must start wearing panties!! haha ;-)

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Now you tell me! lol

[Frieda P]

;-P I thought you were meditating OM hahah

[kublakhan27]

Well if this isn't Mrs.R I don't know who is...Frieda has been kidnapped! ;P You are always at your best when you bring a snarl to the party, but this is an outright growl haha It's also another masterful piece that wrapped me in a web of phenomenal imagery and emotional spark...I am not worthy my love ;) xo

[Frieda P]

Hahaha that wicked Mrs R, sometimes she just can't contain herself!! You just put a stupid shyteass grin on my face Benji! ;-) xo

[kublakhan27]

Haha Well you're good at doing that to my face Mrs.R, so I consider it even ;) xo

[DIVYA]

Cool and great. I love it when you don't mince words Frieda. Keep it up friend.

[Frieda P]

I never did like mince much, thanks Divya! :-)

[DIVYA]

You are welcome Frieda. ;)

[N!LoC]

ok... this one is something different!.....................oo

[Frieda P]

Ha you must know the type N....always happy when I don't have to explain my poems to you ;-)

[ron]

Nice Frieda, put them in their places.

[Frieda P]

Thanks ron, I'm a pretty tolerant person but I can't stand the asshats.

[ron]

I agree Frieda.

[ron]

You can RR me "His" if you want know.

[Frieda P]

Geez I left the link on the my thread...ha, will do, you're making me work today ron!

[ron]

No, if I was going to make you work today I would be the one who would be tired :)

[Frieda P]

Ha smartypants ;-)

[ron]

Lol ;-) ...

[songstress]

Wow, I think this may be the first time I've seen you angry in your writing. It's startling, beautiful, and just absolutely powerful. the way you challenge those neigh Sayers, telling them to go ahead and shoot, is not only brave but vibrant. I love the way you encourage writers with your own emotions, you are truly one of the nine muses Frieda. Beautiful.

[Frieda P]

Woo you blew me away with this review, I nearly fell off my chair songstress, I get passionate when I rant and I see an injustice...ha, thanks so much my friend.

[songstress]

Thank you, for writing so beautifully.

[Lyn Anderson]

This is great - a shot at Bullies, who couldn't like that. I especially like your cheeky little image to top it off.:)

[Frieda P]

Thanks, there was an even cheekier image, but it was over the top even for moi! ;-)

[m.s.early]

Cloaked with a shield of righteousness today, eh? I've come across a few of those "asshats"... narcissistic... insecure... cowardly... but i can tell you already know... great job frieda

[Frieda P]

I'm sure we all have, I was being kind by using the word asshat.....thanks xavier.

[Scott Metro]

Boy...quite the little warrior aren't you..LOL
You nailed 'em good...remind me not to pee in your coffee or anything..
I was going to send you a bottle of perfume..now..a bottle of Iodine..lol
Well done.
Scott

[Frieda P]

Ha you just try pee'ing in my coffee and you'll see a madwoman, this ain't nothing hahaha ;-)

[Scott Metro]

Naw...not gonna temp that Italian wrath...LOL
I'll just find a new pic of your boyfriend...he he...just kidding.
I'll stay on your good side until I spot some weakness...then...hah...

[Frieda P]

Wise man, you don't want me writing a poem about you haha

[Scott Metro]

NO...!!!!!!..you'll chew me up....I give...I surrender...however...payback is a *itch...lol

[Scott Metro]

Not up for the challenge creampuff..??

[Frieda P]

Ha creampuff dem are fightin words dear.....

[Scott Metro]

so.....I'll go ahead and write one for you..but I take no prisoners..no mercy...LOL
But I'm not sure you could take it..you are after all just a light weight...LOL

[Frieda P]

I actually have nothing bad to say about ya Scotty, you haven't piss'd me off....yet LOL

[Scott Metro]

LOL...I don't have anything bad to say to you either...but...I thought of some funny stuff to say...but I'll hold my write for now...you skated on this one...

[Frieda P]

So go first, what are you a chicken or a wolf? ahahhaa

[Scott Metro]

OK..I'll just tell everyone about my trip to NJ....lol......hah...give me a bit and you'll be fuming....he he he.

[Frieda P]

HA in your dreams luv ;-P

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

A satirical and engaging piece, remind me not to get on your bad side!

[Frieda P]

Oh silly boy, how is that even possible?!

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Well I can be quite pretentious and over bearing at times, but I love you all the same!

[Frieda P]

Pftt & pssh, you? hahahah love your right back dear!