Pooping Rainbows ~ if Julie can do it, so can I ;-)‏‏‏

Hey, it's WhNot Wednesday...just for shytes & giggles.

Over or under, 

such the dilemma... 

 you ask, what's the big deal

say it's neither here nor there

 I don't want my toilet tissue

 rubbing elbows with the wall

 when you poop rainbows,

 you know it all! 

Author's Note

captcha~unhurled

Reviews

[Raymond Federle]

One of my more famous quotes...if I may.."Nothing tastes better for breakfast on a Saturday than Fairy eggs, kitten toast, and crispy fried unicorn..........now I know why I poop glitter." This was hilarious...your poem and pic brought tears to my eyes.... XD

[Frieda P]

Oh I have to try crispy fried unicorn! Thanks Raymond... ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Too funny X2!...............................

[Frieda P]

Thanks Baby, glad you got a giggle.

[Rita L. Sev]

Hahahahahahaha! Oh, Frieda - I am hysterical here! As long as there's paper, who cares what its position! And where do you find these graphics? Thanks for the LOL!

[Frieda P]

Hahaha I'm laughing so hard at your response Rita, well I had to write something to go with the graphic...besides I am anal retentive about it being over, no pun intended LOL

[Pryde Foltz]

OMG … that is funny. I have to know where did you find the graphic. Words of advice though … more bran and less Lucky Charms.

[Frieda P]

Ha, I thought so too, I think it was Funny Mama, something like that...ha thanks for the tip ;-)

[Katyy]

Hahahaha, this is most the hilarious thing I have ever read on any writing site I have ever been on. You made me LMAO on this bad day.

[Giggling Star]

Well, I thought I was crass! You've out-crassed me here and I'm not even going to try to top it! (But wouldn't life great fun if this is actually what happened ... and we farted butterflies like Julie!)

[Frieda P]

Ha I don't know about you but I do fart butterflies, the rainbows are a little far fetch'd haha ;-P

[Cryingkate]

Tell me, No don't tell me, the Butterflies are also singing " I'll Fly Away?"

[Frieda P]

Ha, when did you sneak in? LOL

[David Scott]

OMG...
Ha!
I guess you should be a little less positive today.
Too much sunshine and you will get a nasty sunburn gown there!
I'm laughing to be sure.
I hope this helps clear up the septic.

[Frieda P]

Ha make up my mind will ya? That's as positive as it gets, like xavier said smells like roses what else do you want? hahah

[David Scott]

I'm concerned about hemroids from the expression. How will you explain that one to the doc? At need some green clovers?

[Frieda P]

LOL...................

[m.s.early]

Bwah hah hah hah hah.... and i suppose it smells like roses :)

[Frieda P]

Sweet nectar of course hahaha

[redflutterby]

Bahahaha....omg!! ;-D

[m.s.early]

Too much... Too funny :)

[kublakhan27]

Haha This is a pioneering piece Mrs.R...it's the first time I've read a piece by you and would not have known it was you ;P

[Frieda P]

Hahaha I take that as a huge compliment hon! ;-P

[Frieda P]

I saw the graphic and it reminded me of Julie's pooping butterflies one, I couldn't help myself ;-)

[kublakhan27]

Hahaha It is a compliment my dear ;P You never know where inspiration will come from ;)

[Angi]

All I can say is, the paper better be rolling OVER or heads will roll. I will flip on your a*s if you do it wrong! Hrmph.

[Frieda P]

EXACTLY did you hear that Red? haah

[Angi]

Yeah! Yeah! Is that enough characters now, WC?!

[redflutterby]

Ha....like I said I'm just glad to see a roll. Nine times out of ten its two little whisps and a brown tube. Hell what can you wipe with that?? Even a mouses a*s wouldnt get clean!! Lmao....

[redflutterby]

Geez....who cares as long as theres a damn roll of toilet paper on the holder. Seriously my family is impaired with thar stuff....I'm usually hollering for someone to bring me a roll. So I dont care if its inside out as long as its there!! Lmao.... ;-pp

[Frieda P]

Pfft well when you put it that way LOL ;-P

[redflutterby]

Haha....I'm sure your ocd prevents any innapropriate toilet paper installation around your house. Lmao.... ;-pp

[Frieda P]

LOL you got it babe ;-P

[redflutterby]

Now I want to come up there and go through your house and subtlely alter things!!! Lmao.... haha... you'd kill me I'm sure!!

Do you tear have to tear off any little pieces that are left? Ha...my sisters like that. Does the same to the paper towel roll if you tear one off and it leaves a little edge behind!!

[Frieda P]

OMG doesn't everyone? hahah

[redflutterby]

Hell no.....damn woman!! I'm too crazy and stressed to be that compulsive. Id end up on death row or some s**t. ;-))

[Frieda P]

True I'd probably have to shoot your redhead arse haha

[redflutterby]

Blah....blah......blah.. watcha tawkin bout Willis?? You love my redheaded arse!!