Untitled Rhyming Poem With Rubber Duck In It

F**k-a-duck, out of luck
Hit him with a semi-truck
Driven by The Rubber Duck
'Round we go, pass the buck
F**k-a-duck, out of luck

Author's Note

As Bill Hicks once said, "I am available for children's parties."

Come on, you know you'll teach this nursery rhyme to your offspring.

Reviews

[Brad]

bahahahahaha...totally diggin this one

[Audrey Howitt]

You made me guffaw!!

[Teri B]

My offspring, particularly the girls, might clip you round the ear first, then file a complaint against you with their mama! *chuckles*

Feeling frisky today or something, Kenneth? :)

(I have an uncle named Kenneth whom I have never met. I wonder if he's a barre of laughs like you?)

[Ed Hart]

funny funny fun

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ken I am rolling..........so awesome!

[NightShade]

I probably WILL teach this to the kids. You know, it might even make a catchy hook for a rap song... Seriously though. I am amused.