Wazoo

shoes blues

 

There was a weird woman from Wazoo

Who lost her foot along with her shoe

She felt kinda silly

This one footed Milly

So she chopped off the other foot too

Author's Note

intima

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

Good intentions, but she's still unbalanced.

[john l smith]

Well, you may have me there! You have exposed the undeniable fact that I wasn't actually 'right there' when the situation took place.
Thankfully as it could have been quite upsetting!
I perhaps foolishly believed an incorrect report (a sort of scam perhaps?), but I was told, that in every instant, the exact same amount of foot removal/weight took place on each side (A perfect match), but of course, realistically, the report could be inaccurate and for that I apologize.
Or did you perhaps mean her mental state was out of wack, which I would have to most heartily agree with.
Thanks for putting a more realistic footprint on this foot/leg issue
Have a nice night
Dave B

[Samuel Dickens]

I guess she must dance better with 'em the same length. Seeing as she came from Wazoo, she knew nothing else to do. Why does this remind me of the fox that, when caught in a trap, chewed the wrong leg off?

[john l smith]

Haha
hadn't heard that one........

[Paul Bell]

Sounds the rational thing to do.
Saves money on shoes too.
Wonder if she would go for it. Maybe ask her when she's sleeping.

[john l smith]

sound (oral) advise,,,,,,,,,,,,,