The Collection of Exam Haikus for Students

A bunch of Haikus I wrote during the exams because my proctor wouldn't let me leave earlier than everyone else.

Sucking Balls

I don’t really like math,
No, really, it sucks balls for me.
I don’t really like math.

Mother’s Daughter

Mother teaches math,
I cannot understand math,
I’m mother’s daughter.

Memorize!

Formulas are hard,
They are really confusing.
Memorize them all!

Teachers Say

Our teachers all say,
‘Memorize all formulas!’
Too many to even!

Study

You have to study,
They said, to get your grades up,
They said. They were right.

Stuck in My Head

Song stuck in my head,
Formulas should be up there!
No. Not songs! Nu uh!

Don’t Wanna

I don’t want to stay here,
Sir Mike is making me stay.
He is really mean.

Oh Haiku!

Haiku this haiku,
I feel like I've gone cuckoo.
Please end my life now.

Like a Zoo

This feels like a zoo!
Animals! Noises Galore!
Students yelling ‘Noooo!’

Author's Note

How are they? XD

Reviews

[ANTO]

They extremely good fun - especially this one
Sucking Balls

I don’t really like math,
No, really, it sucks balls for me.
I don’t really like math.

To quote a line from 'Good Morning Vietnam' - "I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me. " lol


Stuck in My Head

Song stuck in my head,
Formulas should be up there!
No. Not songs! Nu uh! - this cracked me up - remembering my school days (before computers lol)

Your clearly very witty - witty will help if you write. Keep writing louiedeweirdo

[M.A.Rathore]

Nice. Utalization of time while examination..
And I feel that your maths is strong..in calulating hours...Good luck. See you soon!