Kratos the Badass

based off the badass m**********r kratos from the god of war series. seriously this guy is just the definition of anger.

This m**********r is to legit to quit

He’s the ghost of Sparta and now you’re his b***h.

 

He beat down Poseidon and gouged out his eyes

Ripped the wings off Icarus without thinking twice.

 

Stole the soul of hades because he wanted to

Made the god Apollo lick s**t off his shoe.

 

A*s raped medusa and ripped off her head.

Danced with Euryale and put her to bed.

 

Had a 2 on 1 with the sisters of fate

Met up with clotho and stabbed her in the face.

 

Made a brutal mockery out of colossus.

Penetrated Zeus with the blade of Olympus.

 

Once shackled by chains of mortality

Became the god of war without rationality.

 

This m**********r is to legit to quit

He’s the ghost of Sparta and now you’re his b***h.

Reviews

[Harley (arbiter)]

Niiiiiiiiice maaaan. That was great!

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! That was brilliant! I don't know s**t from shinola about games but I do know Greek Myth and kratos reads like one bad a*s mother f****r

[nigrum homonculus]

he is one serious guy. breaks heras neck with one hand. ONE HAND! glad you enjoyed it man. thanks for reading!

[That_Girl]

A*s raped Medusa..... lmfao you have such a was with words my dear!

[nigrum homonculus]

LOL ah i do try. thanks for reading!