d****e canoe manager

i was giggling when i wrote this. i didn't like my manager at work so...this is for her ^_^ meant to be spoken word annnnnd i reused a line from one of my other poems in the end.

D****e canoe manager

Riding her mighty steed to work.

A Renault cleo customized with hello kitty accessories.

Face full of thunder because of the stormy morning.

Dim wit b***h with no cure for her itch

Takes her s**t out on me,

The New guy.

Confused guy.

No clue what he’s doing guy.

Screaming down my ear like we’re at warped tour.

Focusing her rage meter on an innocent worker,

3 sentence combo with period power ups,

4 ft hitler rolling with a chip on her shoulder.

Must be short man syndrome

Or angrywhoreitus

Whatever her problem was

It was damn hard to pronounce. 

Reviews

[Tai Ryens]

"4 ft hitler rolling with a chip on her shoulder." By god, you've crafted so, so many hilarious lines here and there, but that one cracked me up the most.

[nigrum homonculus]

hahaha! thanks tai man. glad you liked it.

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Funny. Love the title.

[nigrum homonculus]

haha thanks for reviewing man!

[KAOlmsted]

I almost didn't click on this because I figured you and That_Girl were having an angrywhoreitus moment *laugh* but I am so glad I did...I can just picture this woman's Renault Clio with Hello Kitty accessories and, I have to tell you, I am giggling, too, but there are some seriously powerful punches in this piece..."period power ups" *bam* "4 ft hilter" *pow* "Face full of thunder" *whack* I love it. Exceptionally well done.

-kimmer

[nigrum homonculus]

hahahaha! sorry about that. thanks! i tried to bring out the lines quickly in this so i'm glad you enjoyed it. thank you for the awesome review kimmer.

[That_Girl]

D****e Canoe is one of the best terms ever. And angrywhoreitus affects even the best of us. ;) Maybe she just wanted to tap that a*s and knew she couldn't. ;) haha

[nigrum homonculus]

and thats why i used it :) true....you get a bad case of it from time to time.

NO. OH MY SWEET JESUS NO! don't make me sick!

[That_Girl]

:D yes I do. But I'm very open about my bitchy side. haha

I'll bet she had fantasies about you that she fingered herself to.. "Ohh Phil YES, oh yes right there.... ohhhh mama like... perfect baby!" ;) lmao you're gonna kill me for that... oh well. :D

[nigrum homonculus]

oh yeah that is really makes angrywhoreitus acceptable.

......you do not understand the amount of WRONG in them words. i'm not talking to you. go away.

[That_Girl]

Oh for sure. XD

"Oh Phil you don't have to talk.... just keep doing that... ohh please don't stop... f**k me YES!" Dude... I used to do this s**t to Damien all the time... there's no stopping it hahahah

[nigrum homonculus]

....why are you doing this to me

[That_Girl]

Because I love you unconditionally and feel the need to prepare you. :)