More Dinosaur Limericks

About dinosaurs, again!

One big dinosaur, eating off the bathroom floor.
Licking lots of icky slicks, with a tongue that’s forty clicks.
What’s it eating? I don’t know, but I think it’s time to go.

Chewing on my Underoos, Pteranodon has got the blues,
Walking wings and tail and claws, twitching eyes and toothy jaws.
Laundry day will be a blast, it will treat my stains at last.

Allosaurus allergieses, are giant, bloody meat-filled sneezes,
Paints my walls with guts and gore, makes a day of a simple chore.
I’d offer it a handkerchief, were it not a hand-ker-thief.

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