Wee Bit UnusualA Chapter by SpeedyHobbit ArmstrongKiran, a young paladin visiting the land of Dremeadow on a diplomatic mission for his lord, unexpectedly finds himself accused of causing the death of Dremeadow's queen.
Previous Version This is a previous version of Wee Bit Unusual. This was an unusual way to spend the last day of the
year, Kiran Mani thought, adjusting the fastening on his cloak and
straightening his muffler before passing through the wooden main doors of the
palace. He’d anticipated being in Cancalia conducting his duties as
the constable of the Northchester city guard under his employer Duke Ivan’s
instructions, celebrating at a tavern or inn with Nont’im and his women of the
moment, or even visiting his adoptive father down in the city of Cadvashire.
However,
a week ago the paladin had been dispatched to Hardscrabble, Drémeadow by Duke
Ivan’s son to discuss medical supplies with the Drémeadow hobbits’ king,
Hrothgar Foxtrot. The journey north passed smoothly; he’d evaded the bandits
that typically troubled unpatrolled roads in remote areas. It was only when he
had reached Drémeadow that Kiran had felt as though something were terribly
wrong, even though visibly everything seemed well. Ultimately, the young
paladin decided that perhaps it was the absence of trouble putting him on edge.
He was too accustomed to turmoil to feel at ease all was well.
Despite his persistent
misgivings, the stay in Drémeadow was going well.
Kiran learned
that the king and his people had been put on edge by several incidences of
narrow misses with marauders bent on bullying the small folk for whose safety
Hrothgar Foxtrot was held responsible. There had been injuries to
several hobbits patrolling the borders. The paladin proposed that Drémeadow would
send supplies with the understanding that Cancalia was expected to send a unit
of trustworthy men to assist in protecting the more exposed areas of the
border. At that point, the king had accepted, then invited the paladin to stay
through the New Year. Kiran accepted the invitation, knowing accepting
Drémeadow’s hospitality would prove to Cancalia’s advantage. Besides, it was
uncharacteristic of a notoriously generous land to turn stingy without reason.
The hobbits’ adamant refusal to give up some of their surplus of medical
supplies to help a country needing them was shocking. Kiran felt it his duty to
establish whether the matter ran deeper than marauder attacks . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Kiran strolled down
the long cobblestone walkway and through the ornately decorated wooden gate
towards the village to grab a drink at a local tavern before it closed for the
holiday, his dark eyes vigilantly swept his surroundings looking for signs of
trouble. The hobbits outside the palace were in high spirits. Tiny hobbit children
barely surpassing Kiran’s knee were racing up and down pathways, chasing balls
and each other, shouting and shrieking with delight. Carts were trundling along
the cobblestone roads in both directions, most headed towards the city’s
commercial district but some back towards what Kiran knew to be Hardscrabble’s
residential areas. Groups of them were clustered outside shops laughing and
gossiping merrily. Even some of the feral cats were at play- a pair of them was
alternating between chasing each other around the doorstep of a shop that sold
fish and placing their front paws on the door as though hoping to get fed fish.
The only people who
seemed to be showing signs of stress were the royal family and their staff
themselves, but Kiran knew it was because they were getting ready for the
Pre-New Year’s Banquet- they had quite a lot to do. The two sons and two
daughters, who ranged in age from eighteen to thirty-one, had been sent off in
various directions that morning to procure chairs from relatives. All of them
had since returned and proceeded to other duties, but everything appeared to be
in order. So why was the paladin unable to shake the feeling that something was
terribly wrong?
The young man entered
a tavern called the Banging Hedgehog and ordered a barley ale at the bar. After
the young bartender poured the drink and he paid, the paladin selected a table
near the back of the crowded tavern that offered an excellent vantage point for
people-watching. One table seemed immersed in a card game. Another group was
swatting a wooden ball back and forth to each other. Still another seemed to be
drinking out of each other’s glasses, all of which had a different drink in it.
A fourth party was belting out a drinking song Kiran could only assume was a
local one, as he’d never heard it before. Several tables were
covered in plates of food. He could overhear snippets of several conversations,
all of which seemed to feature exchanges of local news, family news, comments
on the holiday and the crowd and the frigid weather, and discussion of the
king’s upcoming feast.
Kiran
heaved a long, low sigh, taking a swig. The ale was doing nothing to assuage
his discomfiture, yet the worst misdeed he could see was hobbits sneaking food
off the plates of relatives or friends. There was nobody lurking acting in a
manner that suggested they were up to no good. Nobody was lurking near the box
containing gold, silver, and copper, nor was anyone paying more attention to
another patron of the tavern than they ought. People back in Northchester
seemed to behave much worse. Then again, his status as constable
might skew his viewpoint, Kiran thought. He knew far too much about crime in
his city. He had yet to witness anything remotely resembling so much
as a tavern brawl in Drémeadow.
Not
that life was perfect here. Kiran had learned of several things that did not
sit well with him since the paladin had entered Drémeadow. Firstly,
there was the matter of the orc guards, which had troubled Kiran the instant he
had seen them. When he’d inquired about their presence, he was told the orcs
had been brought in after trouble with bandits in the southern region of the
kingdom. Kiran also learned that the individual behind that decision, which he
privately felt to be a bad idea, was an adviser named Jarmir Esteel.
Esteel was
another concern. Evidently, he had persuaded the king that the hobbits would be
unable to defend themselves against foreign bandits unless they had assistance
from larger and fiercer race than themselves, hence the presence of the orcs.
Furthermore Jarmir Esteel was effectively steering Drémeadow into isolating
itself. Kiran had overheard him discouraging the king from giving food to an
elf nation that had suffered a loss of vegetation from fire, insisting that
Drémeadow had been overly generous to other lands in the past and suggesting
that other kingdoms were taking advantage of the kindness of Drémeadow and
“exaggerating minor problems to garner sympathy.” Seeing him manipulating the
ruler was enough to suggest that Esteel did not mean well. The paladin was now
in a quandary over how to handle the situation. It hardly helped that Hrothgar
Foxtrot was Drémeadow’s first-ever king. Drémeadow had been governed by an
elected body called the Council that had been voted upon every four years from
whenever it was founded until 3010 by the Standard Calendar, during which
Drémeadow had converted to a monarchy after suffering over a decade of economic
hardship and instability. Hrothgar, one of the most prominent and respected
Councilors, had been selected in the Drémeadow Council’s final meeting, and
thus the Foxtrots became the royal line.
A third worry was a
matter regarding the royal family itself. When the paladin had entered the
kingdom, he’d believed there were two princesses and two princes: 31-year-old
Nora, 26-year-old Jillian, 22-year-old Odo, and 18-year-old Folco. However,
Kiran had overheard a conversation between Folco and the unnerving Jarmir
Esteel. In this exchange, during which the young prince had sounded a
combination of nervous and defiant while the king’s adviser sounded almost
amused, Esteel had superciliously uttered words Kiran could not shake from his
head. “You really ought to be more careful, Folco Foxtrot. I daresay you
wouldn’t want to end up like your sister, now, would you?” he had
said. After Jarmir had left the cell in which the prince was to be locked for
three days as retribution for a serious mishap that had nearly gotten a
ten-year-old child killed, a deeply puzzled Kiran had entered and inquired
about the conversation. Folco had responded with evasiveness. When pressed, he
had told Kiran he was talking about Jillian. The young prince had also
mentioned that the family archives. The next morning, Kiran accessed these and
noticed that some of the records had been tampered with. He had also located a
box that contained ribbons and medals related to archery, including one
specifying a lass who had been sixteen in 3002. There was a major issue.
Someone who was sixteen in 3002 would be twenty-eight or twenty-nine now.
Neither known princess was that age.
When Kiran returned to
tell Folco his findings, the young hobbit looked exceptionally uncomfortable.
After gentle coaxing from the paladin, the youth muttered that he’d had a
sister named Xenia who had died, then made him promise not to tell anyone at
all he’d said anything. “It would greatly upset my parents. It was really hard
on us all, you have no idea…” the prince said in an odd voice. “Don’t bring my
sister up or mention her to anyone. Please.”
Kiran still wondered
about the truth of Folco’s claim. There was no sign of an untimely death among
the documents. However, he’d tactfully chosen not to press the matter,
believing that if Folco was misrepresenting the matter in any way it was not
out of malicious intent. He could not, however, repress the feeling that there
was a lot more to the story of Xenia Foxtrot than her younger brother was
willing or permitted to tell. Regardless, the paladin hoped to learn more,
particularly since Jarmir Esteel had obviously reminded the young prince of
what had happened to the girl in order to intimidate him. What was Xenia’s
story? Why was her youngest brother so reluctant to speak of her?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After Kiran finished
his ale, he returned to the Halfling palace, intending to inquire whether there
he might assist with preparations for the feast. He’d been granted free rein in
the palace, so the paladin did not need to go through any of the king’s staff
to talk to Hrothgar. He paused at the door of the king’s study, seeing that the
four sons and daughters were standing in front of their father’s desk. The
older three were dutifully nodding, but the youngest looked frustrated.
“Father!” the
young prince complained, throwing his hands up. “You never said we had to be
doing stuff all day!”
The harried king
raised both eyebrows at his son before his golden brown eyes met Kiran’s. He
held up one hand, mouthing “one moment, please” before returning a sharp gaze
to his child. “Folco. You knew there was to be a major banquet tonight. You
have known this for a long while. You are perfectly aware that when we have
major events, you are expected to be assisting with tasks related to the event.
Stop…”
“I helped to
bring extra chairs all the way from the other side of Hardscrabble this
morning!” interjected the adolescent. He was met with a stern look. “Folco. Your sisters
and brother are accepting their duties without complaint. They, too, have other
things they prefer doing, yet they are doing their share to ensure everything
goes smoothly. I need you to do the same. Furthermore, we have a guest waiting
to speak with me, and you are being indecorous.”
“But…”
“Silence!” Folco fell
quiet. “As I told you before, give as much help in the kitchen as is needed.”
“But Lindo and Linda
have a whole bunch of their cousins over from the Hills East! The other
Riverses, the Shores AND the Gladdens! I haven’t seen their cousins since
September! They’re only here until tomorrow and I promised Lindo I’d
drop by to visit with them all. It’s not like I’ll be able to during the feast
since obviously I have to be with the family for that! This is sounf-”
Hrothgar Foxtrot
rubbed the skin over his left temple hard, glowering. “What is unfair is
how you are currently wasting valuable preparation time by acting like a
petulant child. You will need to explain to your friend that you have
obligations to the family and Drémeadow that currently supersede your plans. Do
I make myself clear?” The adolescent grudgingly nodded, biting back a retort.
“Now then. You all have my leave to go help where I told you. That includes
you, Folco Foxtrot.”
The young Foxtrots all
inclined their heads towards their father- Folco was still scowling- and
departed the room. Kiran inclined his own head as they passed before entering
the study. Once inside, Kiran gave a respectful bow. “Your Majesty.”
“Good afternoon,
Kiran,” Hrothgar said, sounding weary. He rubbed a hand unconsciously against
his temple, pushing age-loosened skin upwards. “How is your day so far? How may
I be of assistance?”
“It is well, thanks,
Your Majesty,” replied Kiran. “I was just wondering whether I might be of
assistance in any way, since I know you have much to do to prepare for
tonight?”
The king delivered a
small smile. “Everything is proceeding well for now. I apologize for my son’s
misbehavior, by the way, he knows he ought not to conduct himself as he did
just now. We will need help with welcoming the lines into the Great Hall, and
ensuring that everyone is in their proper place in line, for that matter. I do
not doubt there will be hobbits who believe they could enter sooner than their
place number, nor that there will be some who will attempt to sneak in. “
“I would be happy to
help, Your Highness.”
The king gave an
appreciative nod, and then commenced explaining what the paladin was to do.
“There are 285 numbers. It was checked and double-checked to ensure there are
no duplicates or missing numbers. In my guest instructions, I informed them
that they would be in danger of losing their place if they lost their
placecards. There is to be another line for anyone who wishes to enter but did
not get a place or who has lost their card. There is a list of who corresponds
to what number, so if someone gives both their name and number, whoever has the
line they’re in can check and make sure the name and claimed number correspond
to one other. If the guest claims not to remember their missing number, they
will have no choice but to go in the line for people who are not guaranteed
entry. Do you understand me?”
“Yes, Your Majesty.”
“Do you need me to
repeat the information?”
“I just want to make
sure I heard right, sire,” Kiran said. “So the cards from one through 285, and
every number has a name with it on a list we will be given? Everyone must stand
in numerical order and show their place cards or correctly state their name and
number?”
“That is correct,”
replied King Hrothgar. “The list of who has what number will be given to you
when the lines start. I have instructed my queen and children to be ready at
five-thirty for the lines to start at six. I know people will try to come
early, but my guards will not permit them onto the grounds until we are ready
for them to do so. Do you have any questions?”
“No, Your Majesty.”
“Excellent,” said the
king. “Thank you. You have my leave to go.”
Kiran exited the room
with a bow. He was thinking that he would briefly visit Nont’im at the nearby
inn in which the cleric was staying when he noticed Folco talking to a hobbit
who looked to be somewhere from his late thirties to his forties. The hobbit
was gesturing towards the kitchen, and he caught the phrase “in your stead”.
Kiran immediately gathered that the older hobbit was offering to take over
Folco’s post in the kitchens.
“I don’t know, my
father said I must…” Folco said dubiously, his dark brown eyes wandering
longingly towards the main entrance of the palace.
“I will tell your
father if he comes in that I offered to take your place, Your Highness,” the
older hobbit replied, unconsciously running his hand through his graying hair.
“If you wish, I will assure him that you were properly carrying your weight
before I came in and noticed that you looked tired and needed a break. You did
have an archery tournament two days ago and spent all day yesterday traveling
all over Drémeadow delivering placecards to speed up the post’s process, did
you not, if I remember what your mother said correctly? And were you not
fetching chairs today because there was nobody on the staff who could because
they had other tasks?”
Folco nodded, then
crinkled his brow. “Are you sure, Kirk? Didn’t you just get back from a journey
abroad? Don’t you want to rest?”
Kirk shook his head.
“Thank you, Your Highness, but I’m not tired. Besides, I know you to be an
honorable sort of fellow who does not generally renege on promises to friends.”
Folco beamed. “Very
well then. Thanks! I owe you one!” he said brightly before running towards the
main door leading out of the Halfling palace. He stopped a few feet from this
exit, calling over his shoulder, “Send word if you need my help, will you? The
Riverses and I will not be far from the palace. Lindo said something about his
siblings- they’re younger- wanting to play Hide and Seek and this area will be
far better than downtown, which is bound to be crowded, or his place. More
places to hide.” He turned to directly face Kirk. “Anyway, send word.”
“Naturally, Your
Highness,” the hobbit called Kirk said, sweeping through the door to the
kitchens with an oddly eager spring to his step that the paladin attributed to
holiday merriment. Prince Folco gave Kiran a nod of acknowledgement and a small
grin before hastening towards the exit to join his friend Lindo. © 2013 SpeedyHobbit ArmstrongAuthor's Note
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