Writing

Ode To The 2nd NY Palooza Event

A Story by SeaJay

This is a funny little ODE to my family in upstate NY, who hosted a weekend family reunion

I Lost My Wife's Life Savings

A Poem by Randy Johnson

When I went to Las Vegas, I lost all of my money and I also lost my wife's entire life savings.I have no hair left on my body because she grabbed my e..

Middle Aged Charlie Brown

A Poem by Randy Johnson

As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.Back then I could laugh about it and I didn't give a hoot.But now that I'm fifty-one year..

Nintendo Fired Mario

A Poem by Randy Johnson

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now he's not.Nintendo fired Mario when they learned tha..

The Nigerian Prince and The Spam Folder

A Story by Jake

Your spam folder's backstory

Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob

A Poem by Randy Johnson

I had to travel through eight world's to save Princess Peach.But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.After killing seven fake Bows..

Leg Day Revenge

A Poem by Kaede16

Little field trip to the gym last night.-I took my legs-Lied to them miserably,And together we laughed all the way there.Told them ‘twas biceps&..

Chun Li Kicks People's Asses

A Poem by Randy Johnson

Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II.Don't make this woman angry or she'll beat the hell out of you.Many people make a comm..

Why Have You Forgotten?

A Poem by Adam M. Snow

A poem about September 11th

The Maple's Sanguine Lament, Spoken Word

A Poem by Pryde Foltz

It is getting to be that time of year again.

King Jon the Good

A Story by Tomás de Rosa

The most virtuous ruler that ever existed comes across its worst enemy.

Quiet Kisses

A Poem by Cody Austin

Not exactly about love, but it's funny

A Grocery List For The Week

A Poem by breakthebrokenone

This week,I must rememberthese simple, but necessaryitemsFor if I forget,there will be much regretand so much sorrow in my soul.Shampoo and conditione..

Snoregasms

A Poem by Randy Johnson

It's every man's dream that his wife can have orgasms.But I'm so lousy in bed that my wife has snoregasms.Every time we make love, she falls asleep.Sh..