This is the Attitude City

This is the Attitude City

A Poem by Alexandra Hounschell
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Ninja Sex Party is currently rocking me so... It's time to get sexy with poetry

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Oh look mateys 
Here comes a sexy lady
I wonder if she's into sensitive guys

Hey there baby
No, don't run
I don't have rabies 
I was just eating a sandwich with mayonnaise

Tonight I'm gonna to rock you
'Cause you're in Attitude City boo
And I'm the leader king Jew

Ninja Brain
He just slayed a lion
But baby believe me, I'm not lying
I'm the dragon slayer; there's no denying

Please don't leave 
Don't make me roll up my sleeves
I'll gather up all my thieves
And we'll steal your heart

Baby I have a treat for you if you stay
Attitude City gets crazy 
Ninja Brain will throw down a sick beat
And cookies will consume your city

If you think we're awesome
You'd be extremely correct
I hold the sacred chalice
So hop on my c**k 
And get ready for three minutes
(That's right; three minutes)
Of ecstasy 

What's that Ninja Brain?
She left?
Well... F**k

Oh no baby you're back
Sorry for not being ready
I'm kinda in a band
Before you speak again
I have a haiku for you

Ooh, I like it when
You say it slow and sexy
"Restraining Orderrrrrrr" 

© 2016 Alexandra Hounschell


Author's Note

Alexandra Hounschell
P.S.
The Manticore is humping behind you. I'd get Ninja Brain to kill him for you.. Oh wait, he's going to kill you. Oh well. ROCK FUCK!

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Added on January 3, 2016
Last Updated on January 3, 2016
Tags: Haiku, Sexy, Nonsense, Jokes, NSP

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Alexandra Hounschell
Alexandra Hounschell

Miami, FL



About
I'm just a young female who likes to write nonsense. I like sunsets and walks on the beach (lining it up for the joke).. Oh and writing about terrible things and whatnot. I'm just a joke in all honest.. more..

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