Death by Inanimate Objects

Death by Inanimate Objects

A Poem by The Purple Kazoo
"

one of those days when it seems like the whole world is out to get you.

"

 

When an alarm rips me from peace,

blankets try to strangle me,

then push me off the bed.

A sheet of paper

lying limply on a backpack

pokes at my mind, asking why

it is blank.

“Ran out of time last night?

What,

were you writing that stupid story

again?”

I tell it to shut up,

as math homework is supposed to be seen

and not heard.

It gives me the finger.

 

As shoelaces try to tangle

and a backpack threatens

to drag me down, I realize

 

a pen will get me through this day.

© 2009 The Purple Kazoo


Author's Note

The Purple Kazoo
i'm not the only one who has these days, right??

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Awesome poem, I love the part where the math homework gives you the finger. That made me laugh.
But all of us go through this I think. I know I do.
Congrats on the nice write
-ST

Posted 15 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Sweet poem. The way you describe the situation is precious. Loved this poem.

:-)

Posted 15 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

yea...i get in trouble all the time for putting off my "real work" for my writing....i swear i need a job that pays for my writing...lol as always nice write... u r so funny...

Posted 15 Years Ago



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