Chickenshit Chicken Thieves!

Master Yoda knows his chickens.

Chickenshit Chicken Thieves

The secret to being a big kid, Master Yoda said,

Is knowing your own sweet tooth for yourself!

Knowing the many flavors of life’s sweetness.

That every cloud, has a sweeter silver lining,

Is knowing even the vinegar can be sweet!

Whenever we accept whatever life offers.

But, too many sweets can spoil the pot!

Often adults are quite bitter and sour.

Learn how to just say no to yourself!

By remembering to listen to yourself.

By remembering, who you are fooling!

If you can't steal an egg, from a chicken,

In West Virginia, folks still say to this day,

"You ain't nothing if you ain't a chicken thief!"

“Everybody gotta be a chickenshit chicken thief!”

All you have to do to be a chickenshit chicken thief,

All anyone has to do to embrace anyone’s chickenshit!

And, to become the sweet child of God, we were all born!

Is to nurture any courage to listen, to your heart more often!

Is to nurture good feelings in others everywhere we might go!

Master Yoda says, A great Jedi feels the force flow through him!

Eating more than merely junk food and drinking plenty of liquids!

Thus, he remains regular! Never having to resort to harsh chemicals!

Never caught unprepared, or far worse, up s**t creek without a paddle!